We all have our ways of coping with grief. And that SECCG loss was brutal. Just ask Jana Annette Lawrence.
An intoxicated Georgia Bulldog fan allegedly wreaked havoc at two Dacula restaurants Saturday, groping, licking and flashing fellow patrons before being arrested.
A Gwinnett County police officer was called to the El Jinete restaurant on Liam Avenue at about 7:15 p.m. Saturday, about the time Georgia and Alabama’s SEC football championship game was winding down. Jana Annette Lawrence, 46, had already been kicked out of the establishment, police said, and had left quite an impression.
Inspiration for the header:
By the time authorities arrived, Lawrence was already being removed from Friends, the sports bar next door.
Friends’ owner told police that Lawrence had sat down at the bar with “her butt exposed.” When she was told to leave, she allegedly “pulled her pants down further.”
There’s a Finebaum segment hiding in there somewhere, I suspect.
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UPDATE: Evidently this wasn’t Jana’s first rodeo. Holy crap.
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Oh, those French broads are just so full of passion.
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I’ve long been a proponent of taking some of UGA’s surplus athletic funds (look at that profit number from football!) and channeling that money into a program that pays Georgia fans such as Ms. Lawrence to never wear Georgia gear or to identify themselves as Bulldog fans. I call it the “Bulldog Pride Program, 2.0”
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Quite similar to uT’s Vol for Life (VFL)…
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Make sure she gets invited to the GTP Christmas/New Years party!!
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There’s gonna be a party…..I love parties. Will there be invitations?
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Yeah. And a cake with candles, too.
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You didn’t get your invitation?
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Might be too soon Joy. Are you making any progress?
“Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”
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Ixnay on the artypay, Ikespay.
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I wonder if Harvey Updyke is looking for some action.
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Yep. He could just take her along as a tree hugger. Saves him some Roundup costs by using her rodeo skills.
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Dammit, Mom!
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Two bagger.
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At LEAST a 12 pack, if not a case.
And I mean 16 oz tallboys…
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But not a teabagger…
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good lawd – she’s a keeper. but pulling those drawers down to reveal a big, messy backyard is the epitome of public nuisance.
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Tammy?!
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I think I met her at either the B and L or maybe later that night at the Waffle House at Five Points..
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I wondered who took her home. 😉
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After jail? In her case, the word “pokey” no longer is used for “jail”.
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I think if you looked at her mug shot, the place you saw her would be forever imprinted on your mind. Plus the tourniquet on your arm you were prepared to chew off would be a big clue.
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It seems she was hired as the men’s room attendant, got excited and moved into the restaurant area (telling the patrons that she was a robotic napkin) and then went next door to sell her personal crack stash. Where is the drunk Bama fan/NOLA visitor/White Castle Burger flasher when you really need him?
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Let he without sin cast the first stone. Who among us hasn’t licked a strangers arm, been kicked out of two restaurants/bars in one night, mooned and flashed a room full of strangers, spit at THEN solicited sex with a cop in a drunken rage after a football game ended badly? Clearly it’s Bobo’s fault. Or that meme over?
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Even though I didn’t do any of that myself, after the SECCG I sure felt like doing all of that–as long as it was a female cop I would have solicited.
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Mark Richt has lost control of Jana Arnette Lawrence.
Maybe we could turn her loose at Tech as a community service/nerd outreach program as part of her probation. It would probably jump start about 2/3 of the pencil neck population down there into puberty. Win win deal.
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“Who among us…[yada yada]…in a drunken rage after a football game ended badly?”
And just like Jana, when informed you’re under arrest, the proper reply is always, “What the [expletive deleted] are my charges?”
http://dacula.patch.com/articles/drunken-woman-exposes-herself-licks-restaurant-patrons
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An obvious psychology nugget, but I knew the lady in question was not a 23 year old hottie when I the senator’s quote. If so, no way someone would have called the cops for that behavior. 10 ppl would have tried to help or whatever. I would def call police if the lady in that mug shot was unruly. How fcuked up is that.
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heh…had she been a 23 year old hottie, 10 people would have tried to marry her
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Doubtful but they may have tried to help her in other ways
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Ways that are not so pure
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I was ready to do all that if we won.
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I’d tap that.
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Dang! Are we looking at the same mug shot? Go further down on the page. I wouldn’t tap that with yours.
Of course there’s the case to be made for salt for a Margarita, but don’t think there is enough alcohol to ever get the taste of her out of your mouth.
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We were at a party at a close friend’s place on Lake Hartwell. (when there was water in the lake). There was a consultant from Germany staying with him. The consultant had too much too drink. My friend decided it might be a wise idea to get him away from the bar and get him some air. He decided to take some of us out on the lake to enjoy a night ride on his pontoon boat. As we leaving leaving the dock the consultant shouted that we should all go swimming. At that he stripped down to his birthday suit and jumped off the boat. No one else was so inclined which apparently irritated him, so he swam to shore and yelled at us that he was going to the hot tub. As we started back out I leaned over and whispered to my friend. “Ya know when we left, your wife and daughters were in that hot tub, along with my wife and sons. He replied ” yeah.. so? They are pretty open minded in Europe about that sorta thing.” I responded “yeah.. so he ain’t in Europe and no naked man who is not their father is jumping in a hot tub with those boy’s Momma and staying there very long.” My friend didn’t even bother to go back to the dock. He just drove his pontoon boat up on the shore …. jumped out and ran down the shore yelling for the consultant. Pretty funny in hindsight.
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Pun intended
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This kind of stuff doesn’t seem to happen to tech. But then, to have out of control fans, you have to have fans in the first place.
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Just your typical Georgia fan?
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She was born in Florida…..
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How did she escape?
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Really? Well, one can’t choose where one is born. But one can damn sure choose a college football team. She made the appropriate choice.
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I think AHF and DIF have indicated that you shouldn’t have stuck your foot in, Mike. Nah. You expected it before you blogged, didn’t you? Whale fellow, hell met.
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I think met their response well, don’t you?
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