Name that caption, it never gets old edition

It really doesn’t.

photo by David Johnson, Chattanooga Times Free Press

Bonus feature: awkward times in K-town.  And if this is really what Willie took away from Jancek’s stint in Athens…

“He’s a great teacher of the game, and I think that’s important,” Martinez said. “He relates with the players really well. He’s a fundamental coach, really good recruiter, and it’ll be good.”

… it explains a lot.  Although it doesn’t excuse anything.

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30 responses to “Name that caption, it never gets old edition

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    “Who do you believe, me or your lying eyes?”

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  2. Branodon

    Who almost introduced a second Goff era at UGA, dis guy!

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  3. ScoutDawg

    DO NOT LOOK for the ball, you look at me!

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  4. Ugaking

    If you wrap up with form instead of throwing a shoulder at Em, I swear I’ll poke my own eyes out!

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  5. Use your eyes to watch receivers run by you, Evans!

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  6. Ubiquitous Ga Alum

    I got your Beyond Crompton right here.

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  7. Chancellor of Dawgboro

    “Third and Willie. Look at me! Third and Willie.”

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  8. 202dawg

    Who almost got Mark Richt fired? THIS GUY!

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  9. The world’s tiniest defensive playbook – which encompasses all of WillieMart’s knowledge of the game – fits on the tip of his left ndex finger. He had a duplicate made for his right in case he lost the original up his nose.

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  10. What fresh hell is this?

    Moe and Curly aren’t here yet, but I’ve got this.

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  11. Larry

    Does it look like it says STUPID across here!

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  12. AusDawg85

    I’ve got my eyes on you Focker…

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  13. hassan

    “Ever the vaudeville fan, Willie Martinez would often keep morale high on the sidelines by performing scenes from his one man production of “The Three Stooges”. Although the players appreciated the humor, it was a challenge for the coach to make adjustments to the opposing team’s offensive scheme after just poking himself in both eyes.”

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  14. Lrgk9

    Dunna Watch the ball, Keep your eyes on the Receiver’s Eyes !

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  15. Dante

    “Don’t poke myself in the eyes. Don’t poke myself in the eyes. OW! Dammit…”

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  16. Mayor of Dawgtown

    “When you get’em on the ground, gouge out their eyes!!!”

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  17. Greg

    Eric Ainge, look at me and read my lips – I will make you a Heisman candidate.

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  18. ChilliDawg

    OK, all you defensive backs that are this tall are in on this play… wait a minute… not everyone!

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  19. mwo

    If I see ANY of you dbs within 15 feet of a receiver I swear I will sit you down!
    I will be watching you.

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  20. Bulldog Joe

    “Mini-DBs, you complete me!”

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  21. BMan

    “If you see my thumbs, I’m happy, but if you see these two fingers, it’s your ass!”

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  22. Derek

    To Bryan Evans: “if I keep playing you at corner people are going to start literally yanking out their own eyeballs. How about safety?”

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  23. 66DAWGnNC

    Look at me! Look at me! A perfect example of what a DC is NOT!!

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  24. 66DAWGnNC

    Look closely into my eyes. I hypnotize you; because I sure as hell can’t figure out how to stop your offense.

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  25. Dboy

    Don’t watch the ball, watch your fingers

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