Musburger’s just screwing with us now. I give him a lot of credit for that, actually.
It’s kind of ironic Holly Rowe is at the point of his jest, though, considering.
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17