Is there such a thing as a meteor investigation?

Po’ Donna Shalala.  Her school gets hit with the dreaded “lack of institutional control” notice by the NCAA (insert your pot-calling-kettle-black joke here) and in the end, the best she can come up with is a we’ve suffered enough defense.

She is good enough to remind us in the very first paragraph of her statement about what her school considers “harsh sanctions”.

We have already self-imposed a bowl ban for an unprecedented two-year period, forfeited the opportunity to participate in an ACC championship game, and withheld student-athletes from competition.

Major props, Donna!  Your team posted a 7-5 record last season and along the way lost to every ranked team it played, including the FSU squad it would have faced again in the ACCCG.  No doubt the postseason you sacrificed would have been truly epic.

If you read her statement carefully, there’s no denial that the school is guilty of some things.  Just not the most salacious ones.

Despite their efforts over two and a half years, the NCAA enforcement staff could not find evidence of prostitution, expensive cars for players, expensive dinners paid for by boosters, player bounty payments, rampant alcohol and drug use, or the alleged hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash and gifts given to student-athletes…

Hey, now that’s a relief.

But the rest of what’s there is clearly offered in the hope that enough anger can be stirred up against the NCAA’s botched investigation to deflect any further attention to what did happen with Shapiro.  Not that Shalala doesn’t have a point.

Many of the charges brought forth are based on the word of a man who made a fortune by lying. The NCAA enforcement staff acknowledged to the University that if Nevin Shapiro, a convicted con man, said something more than once, it considered the allegation “corroborated”…

Lewis Carroll had higher standards than the NCAA, it seems.  But here’s the problem with all that righteous indignation:  if it was so bad for the NCAA to associate itself with Shapiro, how was it any better for Miami to do so?

Shalala concludes with an appeal for fairness:  “We trust that the Committee on Infractions will provide the fairness and integrity missing during the investigative process.”  How about the Committee sanctioning both Miami and Emmert?


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13 responses to “Is there such a thing as a meteor investigation?

  1. Scorpio Jones, III

    Dude….I sho hope I don’t piss you off the way the NCAA obviously has…If I ever need services of the legal variety in a case that may go on for a long time, I hope I can afford to hire you.


    • I don’t litigate. I’m just a humble dirt lawyer.

      But, yeah, I can’t say I’m a big NCAA fan these days.


      • JasonC

        Do you think conference or teams will come to the point where they say, “we’re tired of this shit!” and create a new governing entity?

        The more and more the NCAA does, the more and more, I feel AJ should have never said a word to them or at least they should give K. Houston at least 2 games to make of for some of the ones they jobbed AJ out of.


      • Scorpio Jones, III

        We can argue about the Penn State deal from now til doom’s day, but I don’t think you are alone in your suspicion, disgust, whatever, with the NCAA.

        My attitude about them tends to be more lenient as long as they are messing with somebody other than Georgia 🙂


  2. She learned how to go after the accuser from the master, President William Jefferson Clinton. The NCAA deserves to be taken behind the woodshed on this one.


    • AusDawg85

      “We did not have illegal relations with that man, Mr. Shapiro…”

      However, Yahoo reports Shaprio has a “smoking gun”…Shalala’s drool on his sport coat from a booster meet & greet.


      • Dog in Fla

        The bad news is that the entire state is a smoking gun. The good news is that we’ve decided to run the Pistol this year. I blame Bobo


  3. 69Dawg

    Senator, as an attorney you know that she is just using the old fruit of the poison tree ploy. She got the NCAA right where she wants them. They will get time served.


  4. Why we gotta root against Miami? Who’s gonna shave off recruits from UF?


  5. Brandon

    Shalala worked in the Clinton administration, she expected to get off scot-free, she just should have realized that working with the Clinton’s does not render one teflon covered like the Clinton’s. Maybe she should have just sent a letter that said “what difference does it make?”, it worked for Hillary, she is America’s most admired politician.