He’s probably still got his old hat.

Good news, everyone!  Trooper Taylor’s name surfaces in Tennessee’s hunt for a replacement for Jay Graham.


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12 responses to “He’s probably still got his old hat.

  1. Dustin

    Because it has worked out so well in the long run for the other head coaches in the league that have hired him…

  2. Macallanlover

    That first bout of disease wasn’t so bad they think they might want another dose. Shows how desperate that group is in KnoxVegas. Taylor First Edition, Junior, ond Orgeron weren’t enough for them I suppose. I hate to have see that punk on the sidelines of any SEC team but am thankful it was never at UGA. If they make this move it is certain to insure they end up with more problems to distract them over the next several years.

  3. Spike

    Does this mean he has to tuck his shirttail in and wear his hat properly? Or does his contract permit him to do do this?

  4. BMan

    He will be there to chest bump players after they finish assaulting police officers.

  5. My God. Why won’t he go to another conference? He’s like herpes.

    • Uglydawg

      Spence, go back and read the end of it again. Obviously he is answering the call of the Divine….and like Trooper says, “you can’t ignore God”.
      So now, at UT, coaching football is a divine calling and not just a job.

    • Dog in Fla

      I blame Phil Fulmer for the old hat. Then he split for his short tour of duty with I’m a Man I’m 40! Then Chizik reintroduced him into the volatile mixture that was Auburn. He is an agent of orange.

  6. 69Dawg

    When you need a bagman 24/7 there is only one Trooper “Bagman” Taylor.This guy will get UT back in the Atlanta area recruiting ASAP. Butch Jones is about to see what the SEC is all about.

    • Dog in Fla

      Butch will soon learn that the laws of SEC physics are temporally symmetric only in theory. In practice it is impossible to create a perpetual motion machine except when Trooper leaves Auburn and Rodney returns or when Nick has the machine.

    • RandallPinkFloyd

      My neighbor is UT alum and he’d take it. Says they gotta do something to get back in the recruiting game. As long as you know what you’re getting into, brotha.

  7. Lrgk9

    Trooper and Rodney will cannibalize each other over all the recruits that have a hand out.