Ask a stupid question…

You know, when life throws you a fastball down the middle, you’ve got to turn on the sucker.  So, I think you guys need to answer a question Butch Jones has this morning:

His sales pitch to the 2014 kids? “I think there are a number of things but my main thing is: Why not Tennessee?”

Please – be brutally honest.


Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange

37 responses to “Ask a stupid question…

  1. The other Doug

    Why not Tennessee? I got an offer from Vanderbilt.

  2. Lorenzo Dawgriguez

    Because I still have all of my teeth and wouldn’t fit in.

  3. K9

    Why not Tennessee? Because teeth are optional.

  4. “Maybe.You guys still on that whole ‘shower everyday’ thing?”

  5. K9

    Why not Tennessee? I hear Lulu is back on the market.

  6. is it september yet

    Why not Tennessee? I got an offer from ITT Technical School.

  7. Uglydawg

    “Because I also have been offered by Southwestern New Mexico State Junior College”

  8. Brian

    Why not Tennessee? Why not jump off a bridge?

  9. Because gonorrhea is a bitch.

  10. Lane Kiffin

    Because I wish they all could beat California.

  11. Philip Fulmer

    Well why not, Tennessee???

  12. Bard Parker

    Because opportunity is nowhere

  13. Jabari Davis

    Because here, we don’t talk about getting back to the Peach Bowl. Wait…

  14. Tyler Bray

    What other college lets you throw beer bottles as you please?

  15. Da'Rick Rogers

    Because here, they’re always willing to give you an 11th chance.

  16. KornDawg

    There is neither enough time nor bandwidth to list all of the reasons.

  17. Gravidy

    Why Tennesee?!? Where else will you find Stomp-A-Cop Tuesdays at the local bars?!?

  18. 81Dog

    Why not Tennessee? If you’re from out of state with a room temperature IQ, when you get here, it will raise the average IQ of your old state AND Tennessee!

  19. DawgPhan

    why not a kick in the nuts?

  20. Darrron Rovelll

    Why not Tennessee? Because Nashville Auto & Diesel is kick ass!

  21. Comin' Down The Track

    Because buttchugging.

  22. AlphaDawg

    Proper shower ettiquette is enough for me.

  23. Ubiquitous Ga Alum

    Because where I come from people that wear orange are picking up litter on the side of the road

  24. awreed79

    Because I don’t drink with my butt hole.

  25. Krautdawg

    Because my hostess has filed a paternity suit!

  26. The other Doug

    This Bama student makes a pretty good argument:

  27. Derek

    This was seen as an improvement over the first attempt to develop a recruiting pitch:
    Tennessee? Not!

  28. stoopnagle