Ask a stupid question…

You know, when life throws you a fastball down the middle, you’ve got to turn on the sucker.  So, I think you guys need to answer a question Butch Jones has this morning:

His sales pitch to the 2014 kids? “I think there are a number of things but my main thing is: Why not Tennessee?”

Please – be brutally honest.

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37 responses to “Ask a stupid question…

  1. The other Doug

    Why not Tennessee? I got an offer from Vanderbilt.

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  2. Lorenzo Dawgriguez

    Because I still have all of my teeth and wouldn’t fit in.

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  3. K9

    Why not Tennessee? Because teeth are optional.

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  4. “Maybe.You guys still on that whole ‘shower everyday’ thing?”

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  5. K9

    Why not Tennessee? I hear Lulu is back on the market.

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  6. is it september yet

    Why not Tennessee? I got an offer from ITT Technical School.

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  7. Uglydawg

    “Because I also have been offered by Southwestern New Mexico State Junior College”

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  8. Brian

    Why not Tennessee? Why not jump off a bridge?

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  9. Because gonorrhea is a bitch.

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  10. Lane Kiffin

    Because I wish they all could beat California.

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  11. Philip Fulmer

    Well why not, Tennessee???

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  12. Bard Parker

    Because opportunity is nowhere

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  13. Jabari Davis

    Because here, we don’t talk about getting back to the Peach Bowl. Wait…

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  14. Tyler Bray

    What other college lets you throw beer bottles as you please?

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  15. Da'Rick Rogers

    Because here, they’re always willing to give you an 11th chance.

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  16. KornDawg

    There is neither enough time nor bandwidth to list all of the reasons.

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  17. Gravidy

    Why Tennesee?!? Where else will you find Stomp-A-Cop Tuesdays at the local bars?!?

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  18. 81Dog

    Why not Tennessee? If you’re from out of state with a room temperature IQ, when you get here, it will raise the average IQ of your old state AND Tennessee!

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  19. DawgPhan

    why not a kick in the nuts?

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  20. Darrron Rovelll

    Why not Tennessee? Because Nashville Auto & Diesel is kick ass!

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  21. Comin' Down The Track

    Because buttchugging.

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  22. AlphaDawg

    Proper shower ettiquette is enough for me.

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  23. Ubiquitous Ga Alum

    Because where I come from people that wear orange are picking up litter on the side of the road

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  24. awreed79

    Because I don’t drink with my butt hole.

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  25. Krautdawg

    Because my hostess has filed a paternity suit!

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  26. The other Doug

    This Bama student makes a pretty good argument:

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  27. Derek

    This was seen as an improvement over the first attempt to develop a recruiting pitch:
    Tennessee? Not!

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  28. stoopnagle

    nowhere

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