Spring practice is officially underway.
(h/t Matt Hinton)
Steve Spurrier doesn’t care what you think, but I do. Captions in the comments, folks.
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“The Two Faces of Steve” (look closely, you’ll see them)
Didn’t have to look too close! Jumped out at me immediately! That dude could use some mat drills.
I kinda admire him. Ya know the guy is nearly 70 years old. “You never slow down …. you never grow old.” TP Right?
My dad is 81 and still tinkers with sports cars and putz around in his garden. About 3 times a year I have to drive down to WR pick up his trailer and go pick up some project car he bought to put back together. I thought my gophering days were over once I left home …… apparently not. lol
Hate it when the seemingly best shot hits early. Only after you mentioned it, Ug.
‘Damn you junior. That C-section scar from your birth still shows.’
“You guys run it right ….. or I’m pulling the pants off next!”
Jadeveon, you make me want to…
I don’t have a caption but I think an old guy shouldn’t be walking around with his shirt off like this. Just doesn’t look good.
Only if it gives you a boner.
This would look much better with some jorts! You know he’s still got em.
Today at practice after watching the uSC offense practice Spurrier threw his Visor and Shirt and stated I might start Clowney at Quaterback.
“Come to Butthead”
Goddamnit! Who took my cooler full of Coors?!? Garcia been hangin’ around here again?
That is a solid b-cup.
Suddenly doughy CFB fans across the Southeast don’t feel quite as bad about their body-image issues.
I think I can still see Bill Stanfill’s cleat marks embedded in his sternum.
Best UGA fan shot of all !
Behind these shades, I’m picturing YOU without YOUR shirt off…Cocky.
“Even without the Coors, Steve’s stiff-legged pose is a turn-on for Larry Craig.”
Oh the humanity!
Is that the world’s largest belly button or another mouth?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Who needs coed’s for hostesses when you have me?
Does it look to anyone else like the face in his midsection (nipples as eyes, belly button as mouth) is paying more attention to practice than Spurrier himself?
“Go ahead, Herschel. Make my day.”
Home of the South Carolina Muffintopcocks
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…
I said….put down that last beer….and slowly walk away.
Honestly, he looks in better shape than the photo at the boat docks. Tits are tighter, his fat has trimmed a little……think he wants this photo to get out. Hell! He’s posing! Hadn’t noticed before , but think he has the largest one in the SEC – ego, that is.
“We’ve secretly replaced Steve Spurrier’s shirt with Folgers Crystals. Let’s see if he notices…”
“Y’all keep laughing. I’m coaching football,making million, shirtless at the office and a member at Augusta National.” -Steve Spurrier
The SEC will be a much more boring place when the HBC hangs’em up.
I like Spurrier. There are no false pretenses with him. Think he is as good a coach as there is in the SEC and the NCAA. Plus, I like his comments about coaches and teams. Think he is honest about it. If you can not take, then get the hell out of football. Too many nannies out there today who wear their feelings on their sleeves…softies, and too sensitive about comments. When his Gators beat the hell out of LSU a few years back in Death Valley, he said LSU was bad. Yep, and they changed coaches. He loves football and he wants it at a high standard.
Now can McGarity get his baseball coach up to that standard. Diamond Dawgs are a substandard team with substandard coaching.
You had us going for a while there, WT, but you snuck baseball in at the end there. Well done.
Not sure sos would take our baseball coaching job, but it would be a move up for him.
“Well excuse me while I whip this out.”
That would be with Richt as O coordinator for that record of home victories in Doak Campbell. How many have we had since our last loss at home? That’s a record worth going for!
“Hey guys! Check this out! I can make my mouth look just like my belly button!”
Someone please photoshop some nipple tassels on him!
And connect them to form a large pair of sunglasses.
Moobs Johnson? Pffft. That clown’s an amateur.
“Y’all are playing like a bunch of Volunteers. Keep playing like that and the shorts come off next. Next guy to miss a block gets the honors.”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…..If I’m really still, no one will notice me going to the bathroom in my Adult Diapers.
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