If Jesus were an athletic director…

… first thing he’d do is hire Bobby Petrino as Kentucky’s next football head coach.

Hard to believe Mitch Barnhart was unmoved by that appeal.


Filed under Fall and Rise of Bobby Petrino

4 responses to “If Jesus were an athletic director…

  1. Dog in Fla

    “I am praying night and day that you hire Bobby Petrino,” wrote another. “He has made mistakes in the past, but who hasn’t? The Bible says that we are ALL sinners in need of forgiveness. … We are not trying to hire a minister or a social worker. We are hiring a FOOTBALL COACH. … PLEASE Mitch. Be our hero!”

    After not listening to Fran, Mitch could have gone straight to source and hired DJesus. Instead, he hires a Stoops that’s not even Big Game Bob



    • Cojones

      Stoops’s opening game vs Petrino at W.Ken. will be the year for the AD and Stoops. For good measure, one of them should learn to walk on water while the other has a never-ending bottle of wine in his office.


  2. Hogbody Spradlin

    WTF on this whole subject.


  3. AusDawg85

    I thought Jesus was already AD at Notre Dame?