Thursday morning buffet

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40 responses to “Thursday morning buffet

  1. Bulldog Joe

    Leach: “Once you’re in one of the major conferences, everybody’s got 300-pounders.”

    “But in the Big XII, those are your fat little girlfriends.”

    • Dog in Fla

      Even Mike likes being locked away in a dark room, closet or shed with a stall-fed Big XII country fat little girlfriend.

    • GaskillDawg

      There is smothing offputting about adult coaches writing 100 page love letters to teenaged boys.

  2. Ginny

    “This is what Georgia returns just at receiver this season:

    – 246 catches
    – 3,377 yards
    – 34 touchdowns
    – 140 games
    – 33 starts”

    Pass the kool-aid…

    • W Cobb Dawg

      Everybody drink up! Throw in the 2 terrific TEs, entire OL returns (with better subs), AM, and Gurshall – this offense is loaded, absolutely loaded.

      • Cojones

        Thank Bobo. He planned it that way. UGA’s O is the club I use to assess all D’s against. My optimism rides there and when I imagine other D’s against it, UGA comes out on top. W or L this year will depend upon our D, not opponent’s D vs our O.

      • AthensHomerDawg

        Oy! ” I ain’t no psychiatrist I ain’t no doctor with degrees But it don’t take too much I.Q. To see what you’re doin’ to me.”
        Georgia rush D in 2011 was number 3 in the SEC . Right up there with LSU and Bammer. Georgia’s rush D was number 12 in 2012. Right down there with Tennessee and Auburn.
        Pass the Kool aid…. I’d like a little bit more sugar in mine if you pleeze.
        Our destiny hinges on the O line. D will be better than last year.

        • Dog in Fla

          “I ain’t no psychiatrist”

          That was established yesterday after the credentials committee review of your diagnosis of Rodney

          • AthensHomerDawg

            Et tu, Brute?

            • Dog in Fla

              I prefer Old Spice. It’s cheaper and it tastes better.

              • AthensHomerDawg

                Shoe polish is cheaper…. you need to strain it through bread though. Makes good toast.

                • Dog in Fla

                  Whole wheat or white? I only use Shinola for hair-polish and never even thought about heating it up and drinking it. The math and science around this place just keeps getting better and better.

          • Cojones

            “Aw common now”, he exhaled under his breath. He strode forward, placing his hands on both their shoulders as they stood snarling at each other, remembering the bruises from the flareup yesterday at blog feeding time. Ah, well, young Dawg growing pains in the …..oops!- “Sorry guys , didn’t mean to shoot in the covey” he muttered as he began a tentative withdrawal back through the keyboard…..

            • Dog in Fla

              I was just thinking that this place has been remarkably peaceful lately. Who says bowl wins aren’t important…

  3. Just Chuck (the other one)

    Anyone remember back in the 70s when we woke up one morning and found orange tiger paws painted all over buildings on south campus? Painting other people’s campuses is a Clemson tradition and college football is all about tradition.

    • Cojones

      Yeah, but the cocks are planning revenge by sneaking their meanass mascot into Clemson’s mascot’s cage.🙂

  4. 202dawg

    Mark Richt has lost control of Mark Sanford’s excuses…

  5. 81Dog

    Just how many dollars worth of improvements did the Clemson fans do?

    I’ve always thought the Clemson-South Carolina rivalry was the most underratedly vicious one in the south. Auburn and Alabama hate each other, but Alabama’s actually been good an awful lot of the last 100 years. Clemson and South Carolina is the south’s premier version of two mules fighting over a turnip, but they hate each other like the national championship counted on it every year. Except for the intensity level, quality of play wise, they should be in the Big Ten. Although, I bet South Carolina would have won a conference championship over there at some point.

    Maybe we can trade them to the Big Ten for someone fairly equal in football tradition but less unrealistically full of themselves, like Minnesota. Those people are as mild mannered as South Carolina folks are insane. Plus, they know how to serve a nice bratwurst, and they’re always nice to visitors. Win-win deal, really.

  6. Dog in Fla

    Recruiting expert observers think a bored Brent “@CoachPease: Searching for ALL types of Top Guns” got the bright idea from watching NSFW film in the Boom Mother****er! sector of the Gator film room

  7. D.N. Nation

    All you have to know about the Big 10 last year is that playing Big 10 offenses helped Nebraska have the best passing defense in the country. And then Aaron Murray took that passing defense, poured gasoline all over it, and turned his flamethrower up to turbo.

  8. Heathbar09

    Shorter Mike Leach: Besides the most important unit on the team, the conferences are the same.

  9. Marshall

    Best part of the SC vandalism story was the link to EDSBS’s “Eight Ball the Tiger” as the likely culprit. That was good stuff.

  10. Macallanlover

    So, tosu players got rings rewarding them for their long-entrencherd history of cheating. Does that make them the Auburn of the Big Whatever conference? Auburn also got “pretend” rings a few years ago, and Auburn also has a storied history of cheating (and with their fanbase defending it). Might be a good series to schedule soon; Arrogant Urbie may have been at the wrong SEC school, but he was paying attention.

  11. Cojones

    Soccer is the only Futbol that Mark can take his son to in S.A.. I’ll bet he snuck in so that HE could watch the game. He just stopped by because he had reportedly been hiking the beach all day.

    Right on about ESPN’s OSU. Neb looked better even with a 70-pts scored loss. And everyone in the Big10(12) knows OSU was lucky in a few and seek to prove it for this coming season.

  12. Just Chuck (the other one)

    I have 217 posts ready to go up on this site. Stay tuned.

  13. Irishdawg

    USC fans plan to retailiate by plastering Clemson’s campus with pictures of Spurrier with his shirt off.

    Top that, Tiger fans.