Friday morning buffet

You need nourishment.


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27 responses to “Friday morning buffet

  1. heyberto

    Something I never thought I’d say. It’s hard not to like Steve Spurrier these days. He’s not afraid to say what he’s thinking, his smack talk is hilarious, even when it’s directed at us, and, I think he’s showing he’s a damn good coach, not just a former offensive mastermind. Funny how not being at Florida can make a man more likeable. That’s not something You will ever hear me say about Urban Meyer. There will always be some measure of hatred for Spurrier… But now he’s too entertaining not to like.

  2. Yes, that entertainment factor goes a long way.

  3. Hogbody Spradlin

    That smart phone app reminds me of an old favorite:

    You know you’re a redneck if,

    You go to a family reunion to pick up a chick for the weekend.

  4. 202dawg


    Must learn to ration!

  5. Governor Milledge

    Maybe I’ve been stuck in the gutter with law school exams, but it was news to me in the Emerson article about KCP leaving for the NBA. Fox is never going to have a full cupboard of talent to cook with

  6. Dog in Fla

    “Dick Van Dyke tweets for help health issue, undiagnosed ‘cranial throbbing'”

    I’m no psychiatrist, but seeing the above-referenced link after a thorough examination of ‘Glee’s’ Becca Tobin in Maxim: ‘I’m more of a SEC football fan’ spread, I immediately diagnosed the latter half of Dick’s problem

    • AthensHomerDawg

      Maybe not but at least you are trying to help. Who knows…. what with grade inflation and social promotion you may be closer to one than you think,😉

    • Cojones

      Holy Chimichanga! I could take her to a few spots in LA where they only speak Spanish and no English on the menu. The food taste in those places have only been duplicated in the Mexico countryside. I didn’t go there, but a friend’s wife taught Spanish and always found the restaurants wherever they visited in Mexico. He had a photo of her standing in the kitchen of one and it had a dirt floor, near midtown Mexico City the way he described it.

      Ay, Chihuahua, missed my timing for the Mexican food-eating Dawg/SEC lover. There oughtta be a law, Blutarsky. She certainly is a peach.

  7. DugLite

    The opportunity for Tennessee’s defense to improve next season is nowhere! I can only hope that UT remains an afterthought through the remainder of my life. You can add Auburn to that list as well!!!!

    • Dog in Fla

      In what may be one of the lamest answers ever, what I hope is that we get over our fear of loud noises

  8. Dog in Fla

    “Notre Dame and NBC extend their TV deal another ten years.”

    That’s an excellent result for an imaginary football team.

  9. Senator, I’d always suspected you were a TPM reader and was pretty sure you were a Balloon Juice commenter, too, but now I know. Just don’t mix the ‘tics with the football and you should be fine, because you do a fine job on the football front. Mixing ‘tics will just ‘tic off a good part of your commentariat, who are nice people as long as we’re not talking ‘tics.

    • Dog in Fla

      Sure, there’s nothing wrong with the question, “Are you now or have you ever been a TPM reader or a BJ commenter?” Freedom! after all has to be protected.

      But the last thing people need right now is more restriction on our entitlement to apps regardless of sourcing. Do we suffer from too much concentration? Do our cousins appeal to us too much? It’s time to annihilate our attention span.

      We need moar apps of mass distraction. We’ve got to have moar apps of mass distraction. Somebody’s got to be on that wall. If nobody else volunteers to pull midwatch duty, what right do we nice people have to bitch about if a Librarian like Bluto stands watch?

      • Cojones

        Always negative on here! You mean apps of mass instruction, or even apps of ass simulation(emulation?). or mapps of ass distraction, or daps of ass mistraction, or….

        • Dog in Fla

          I can’t help myself. Things haven’t been the same since they told me there was a better way to analyze data. Perhaps my exit plan could have been thought out just a little better