This comes via EDSBS.
One day, those kids are going to let Dad know about this. And it won’t be pretty.
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UT’s new Director of Hostesses an Recruiting pictured with 2021 commits.
Elton and his Tiny Dancers
Sherbet never looked so revolting.
Liberace is alive and well and has apparently adobted two Oompa Loompa’s.
Elton and his sons arrive in Tennessee.
“Mama can’t buy you love”
“You just earned your seat at the head table. And we already got the tuxes.”
Jim Carrey got fat
That is just so WRONG!
Bib overalls look better. Those two fat people in that Tennessee photo look better.
You mean Junior and LuLu? I mean, at least get the names right…
Honey Boo-Boo enrolls at UT.
That’s basically the orange tux from “Dumb and Dumber” which is about as appropriate as anything you could ever say about Tennessee athletics.
Big Enos Burdette and his sons Little Enos and Tiny Enos think the only thing that would improve the day is some cold Coors beer.
Making the case for involuntary sterilization since 2013….your UT Viles
Pimpin’ your children ain’t easy, but it’s easier than a winning season.
Coach Fulmer stops for a photo op with his East Tennessee State recruits.
Naw son, it wasn’t very nice of that man to ask if he could buy his Creamsicles here.
When Daddy found out all our cousins were already married, he got desperate and started pimping us out everywhere he thought we might have long, lost kin.
Can anybody run out to TexArkana for a load of Coors in time for our Tenn State game?
“My name is ‘A Pimp Named Douchebag.'”
You gotta say the whole thing!
Lloyd: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
(Mini-Lloyd and Mini-Harry proceed to sing “Rocky Top”)
Daddy, when will Uncle Derek get here? We want to pet the orange dog.
There is no accounting for taste. None.
I don’t know how to define child abuse, but I know it when I see it.
Tenn Pimp and sons Tiny and Tim.
The Snow Owl Benefit occurred just after the spring game this year.
There’s no defense for that.
Blind leading the blind.
“The plaaane, Boss! The plaane!”
At Tennessee, pimpin’ ain’t easy, because they are all volunteers…
“You can’t let somebody else define who you are.”
Fulmer had to wear a costume to get back on campus???
Just noticed the guy isn’t wearing a wedding band. If he had the boys for the weekend, I’ll bet there was hell to pay when he gave ’em back to Mama on Sunday if she’d seen that photo!
SOD and his kids in formal attire.
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