Name that caption: new threads for a new era

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One day, those kids are going to let Dad know about this.  And it won’t be pretty.

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38 responses to “Name that caption: new threads for a new era

  1. What fresh hell is this?

    UT’s new Director of Hostesses an Recruiting pictured with 2021 commits.

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  2. Dog in Fla

    Elton and his Tiny Dancers

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  3. AlphaDawg

    Sherbet never looked so revolting.

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  4. AlphaDawg

    Liberace is alive and well and has apparently adobted two Oompa Loompa’s.

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  5. Bulldog Joe

    Elton and his sons arrive in Tennessee.

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  6. Bulldog Joe

    “Mama can’t buy you love”

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  7. “You just earned your seat at the head table. And we already got the tuxes.”

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  8. heyberto

    Jim Carrey got fat

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  9. Hogbody Spradlin

    That is just so WRONG!
    Bib overalls look better. Those two fat people in that Tennessee photo look better.

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  10. AusDawg85

    Honey Boo-Boo enrolls at UT.

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  11. Go Dawgs!

    That’s basically the orange tux from “Dumb and Dumber” which is about as appropriate as anything you could ever say about Tennessee athletics.

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  12. BMan

    Big Enos Burdette and his sons Little Enos and Tiny Enos think the only thing that would improve the day is some cold Coors beer.

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  13. Watchman

    Making the case for involuntary sterilization since 2013….your UT Viles

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  14. Pimpin’ your children ain’t easy, but it’s easier than a winning season.

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  15. Bulldog Joe

    Coach Fulmer stops for a photo op with his East Tennessee State recruits.

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  16. ChilliDawg

    Naw son, it wasn’t very nice of that man to ask if he could buy his Creamsicles here.

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  17. fetch

    When Daddy found out all our cousins were already married, he got desperate and started pimping us out everywhere he thought we might have long, lost kin.

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  18. Sock Puppet

    Can anybody run out to TexArkana for a load of Coors in time for our Tenn State game?

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  19. Derek

    “My name is ‘A Pimp Named Douchebag.'”

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  20. rusdawg

    Lloyd: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
    (Mini-Lloyd and Mini-Harry proceed to sing “Rocky Top”)

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  21. ChilliDawg

    Daddy, when will Uncle Derek get here? We want to pet the orange dog.

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  22. Spike

    There is no accounting for taste. None.

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  23. Okefenokee Dawg

    I don’t know how to define child abuse, but I know it when I see it.

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  24. Thank God we wear red

    Tenn Pimp and sons Tiny and Tim.

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  25. WF dawg

    The Snow Owl Benefit occurred just after the spring game this year.

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  26. stoopnagle

    There’s no defense for that.

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  27. BR Dawg

    Blind leading the blind.

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  28. Bobby

    “The plaaane, Boss! The plaane!”

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  29. Dawg19

    At Tennessee, pimpin’ ain’t easy, because they are all volunteers…

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  30. Derek Dooley

    “You can’t let somebody else define who you are.”

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  31. Fulmer had to wear a costume to get back on campus???

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  32. hey to goober

    Just noticed the guy isn’t wearing a wedding band. If he had the boys for the weekend, I’ll bet there was hell to pay when he gave ’em back to Mama on Sunday if she’d seen that photo!

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  33. Mayor of Dawgtown

    SOD and his kids in formal attire.

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