Auburn reviews itself in the wake of the Selena Roberts story, finds nothing to see there, moves on.
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Whew, that’s a relief.
Self Awareness and Self Pity on display at the same time…
I guess if cheating is your way of life you won’t see anything at all in your “internal investigation” that is out of the norm. Paying players, changing grades, etc has been the Auburn Way for years, so who expected them to notice anything when they investigate themselves. Reminds me of the SMU deal.
Selena did the same thing.
FERPA violation for disclosing Dyer’s gpa?
“2.8 GPA at the end of the fall semester.”
I thought it was going to be a negative number but it’s only an imaginary number just as Spice is referred to by its NZT-48 alpha-numeric in ” Limitless”
Suppose Auburn does eventually get nailed and gets the electric chair. What then of the SEC and expansion?…some school would have to be admitted to replace them. Alabama will not want it to be a school from that state. UAB and any other schools from Alabama will be vetoed. Southern Mississippi comes to mind, but Old Miss and MSU and LSU and Arkansas would block that one. Lots of schools in FL but UF would veto them. The ACC is locking up their teams. Where to go for the replacement? Give the University of Alabama two schedules?(joke),. Or just scramble to replace the hole on the schedules with fill ins? The SEC might have to go far away out of the SE USA to find a school everyone would agree to. Auburn’s flirting with disaster threatens the whole conference.
I’m not really worried about this, but we’ve gotta kill a few months here somehow.
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