Name that caption: Bite me.

For some reason, Subway cooked up a Jarvis Jones tribute.

At least he’s getting paid for it.


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19 responses to “Name that caption: Bite me.

  1. Sméagol

    I hope I don’t turn out to be another Rennie Curran by forgoing my final year of eligibility to enter the 2013 NFL

  2. timphd

    Don’t know that my jersey will fit over these tuna salad shoulder pads………

  3. Newt

    Gators ordering this sandwich will be given a bib and place mat in case of fumbles.

  4. hassan

    Just like in life…it comes with a big sack.

  5. Always Someone Else's Fault

    Looks like the Scorpion King. Can he run up walls and scuttle along ceilings too?

  6. Rebar

    Special for the Gators; this sandwhich is so good, it’ll break your heart.

  7. Cousin Eddie

    Subway Statues, turning SEC OCs stomachs since NOW.

  8. zach

    can’t wait to eat myself

  9. Dog in Fla

    Jared has issued a statement categorically denying that horse byproducts were used in the meat-bleaching procedures allegedly used to polish off the horrifying meatloaf.

  10. Russ

    Everyone knows Jarvis eats at Chick-fil-a…on Sunday!

  11. X-Dawg

    Good to see Jarvis hamming it up for the cameras.

  12. You don’t eat Jarvis’s sammy. It eats you.

  13. Dawg19

    USC’s medical staff just declared this statue as inedible…