Hell is Seat 37-F.

Hands down, this is the most Bianchi-ist thing Mike Bianchi has ever written.

Everybody knows Nick Saban is not really the devil.

Urban Meyer is.

He was only half kidding.


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12 responses to “Hell is Seat 37-F.

  1. Go Dawgs!

    Again, we see courage on delay. Where was the bravado when Urban was coaching at Florida?


  2. Cojones

    The bravado of sports writers was attacked by Urban during practice. He was from the Orlando Sentinel as well. Seems he reported correctly on a player and Crier didn’t like it. I swear that he makes my skin crawl with the weak chin and blustery threats. Crier’s character has never been in question because he displays none.

    Has anyone heard of Crier’s protege,Timmy, lately? Crier didn’t think enough of him to make sure he was NFL ready. Expect him on OSU’s staff any day as a concession to the harm and pain he caused for Tim and his fans.


    • The Lone Stranger

      Maybe Timmy can chaperone Clarett as he embarks on his rugby! career. (DId you catch news on that?) It’s just too perfect to be real. Take it easy, ol’ Dawg.


      • Cojones

        Lone ! It’s you, Kemo Sabe. Missed your timely jabs at these egotistical coaches. Didn’t see anything on Clarett since he went the way of the Grey Goose. Got a message from your pal, Toronto:

        “We need try peace pipe instead of trading posts. Got new one from head shop cave. White man did trick and made of glass. Much like coaches. It just wait for big pow-wow and careless smoker drop it, but I tape small bubble wrap (I call Saban wrap) to make not break when drink firewater with smoke . Have to replace Saban wrap all time for it swell up like Boom and break with sound like wind in canyon (or sound you make on saddle after eat chili).

        You come, we dance with squaws left after most go Ivy Schools. Will welcome you and join as brother in Smokemifyougotem Clan. No smoke in cliff house anymore. Many Braves fall down and break when celebrating Dawg Clan victories. We do on flat ground now and go “Woof!, Woof!” during dance. Also better to pee on flat ground. Cliff house begin to look like crazy brave, Gaudi, painted it. “


  3. Dog in Fla

    Irvin’s unprovoked attack on an Orlando Sentinel teammate of Bianchi’s changed everything

    “Youre a bad guy, man. You’re a bad guy. If that was my son, wed be going at it right now.” Finding no one to hold him back, Irvin turned and walked away, then met his daughter on the practice field and pointed back at the reporter, stared and asked his aide for a bottle of water.



    • cube

      There’s nothing more pathetic than a man who tries to justify his bravado and/or cowardice by saying that he has a family to think about.


  4. Hogbody Spradl8n

    Saban’s a prick. Corch is a dick. Does that explain it?


    • Cojones

      As my wise father told me at 11 yrs of age, “Don’t worry son, there are many little dicks out there.” Now I find out it has another meaning.


  5. Mayor of Dawgtown

    Actually, Saban is just an obsessive, single-minded individual who will not accept anything less than the absolute best. Does he go overboard with some of the things he does in roster management, etc.? Some may say yes but better that than the opposite if you are a fan of his team. Corch, other other hand, is a classless self-promoter who shamelessly uses people (and institutions–just ask FU, Utah and Bowling Green) for his personal aggrandizement and has not one shred of loyalty–a complete douchebag of a human being. I’ll take Saban any day of the week over Corch.


    • mdcgtp

      Perfectly stated. For as much as these guys have been intertwined over the years, they really are very different. Meyer seems to love competition for the sake of personal validation due to his insecurity, whereas Saban seems to genuinely derive personal satisfaction from a job well done. Clearly both cases can lead to single minded focus that leads to titles, but Saban has clearly proven to have the more “durable” model than Meyer.


  6. Once your stained by the colors of those FU gators, you are doomed in hell.