“That doesn’t teach life lessons.”

How can you not love TCU’s Gary Patterson?  The man says what everybody else is thinking:

“I’m sure if it was some opponent they’d beat by 100 points, [the players] wouldn’t have a vote,” Patterson said, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.


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23 responses to ““That doesn’t teach life lessons.”

  1. simpl_matter

    “My whole team would vote Devonte to be back on the team because they all want to win,” Patterson said. “That doesn’t teach life lessons.”

    Another great dart.

  2. Cojones

    It teaches life lessons in the bayou.

    “Man, dem’s some goot coachin by ole Les. He gits’em back into dat game in a coon-ass minute no mattuh how much dey tries to set an’ don’ play.”

  3. RocketDawg

    Amen Gary! Les Miles is an asshat and has no morals or scruples at all.

    • uglydawg

      Did I dream it or was it last year that LSU had to postpone their first game against some cupcake, and so Les delayed the first game suspensions of some players until that particular game would be played? In other words, the players were only suspended if the opposition was the cupcake….?Did this happen?

      • Mudcat's Impala...

        That was Sumlin & aTm vs Louisiana Tech, cause of Hurricane Isaac.
        He said his players were suspended for the La.Tech game & by God that’s the one they’re sitting out. They played in game 1 (UF) & sat game 7, La. Tech… 🙂

        • uglydawg

          Thanks Mudcat. Don’t know why I was thinking LSU…maybe because it involved a hurricane…LaTech, etc.

          • Macallanlover

            You might also have confused that tactic with Fla, I know Spurrier did it there and believe Corch did too. Very sleazy tactic, and that certainly fits that snake.

            If UGA had an opening, patterson would be on my short list. That said, I am not sure how smart he is to poke that Tiger in the eye. Should be a very enlightening game for those of us wondering what LSU has under the hood.

  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    Corch would be proud of Les.

  5. FCDore

    I’ve always thought Patterson would be a great fit in the SEC.

  6. Dawg in Beaumont

    It’s gonna be hilarious (in a very sad way) when Josh Harvey-Clemons has a similar suspension to Jeremy Hill when one simply admitted to having smoked weed and the other sucker punched a guy while already on probation.

  7. Guys, if y’all really think Les Miles made this decision solely on a team vote, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you.