Evidently, “red-inspired top notes of cool ozone, chilled apple and frozen bergamot. Clean mid-notes of pear skin, and lavandin blend with frosted nutmeg, white birch and blue cypress musk notes”. Who knew?
And before you ask, no, the Tennessee man doesn’t smell of chaw and despair.
I am surprised they didn’t try to incorporate the scent of Nick Saban’s funk into the Alabama men’s cologne, though. It’s the smell of success!
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Let me know when they have one for ole’ farts.
First one that mentions bathroom sprays gets smacked!
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Don’t LSU fans already have a natural fragrance?
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It’s called ‘CornDog’…
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I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you mentioned it…
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It was all I could do not to give my first impressions at Penn State having a fragrance. I had to keep reminding myself ‘there are victims involved’…
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Eau ‘d toilet has been around for some time.
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Any attempts at Arkansas fragrance? Dash of Hog Jowl, slight wiff of road rash, with sprinkling of spermicide, and just a hint of Aqua Net. Did I miss anything?
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Not just apple, but ‘chilled’ apple. Isn’t that special.
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Some marketers worked very hard on those fancy words Hogbody…
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I’m smiling at the thought of someone sitting midway up in section 320 or 321, right in front of Bubba Bourbon Breath from Bainbridge, and saying “Yes, I smell like bergamot and chilled apple, with a hint of blue cypress musk”.
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To which Bubba reply’s ‘yer shur do smell purdy’
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What the hell is bergamot, anyway?
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It is a wonderful fragrance from the natural herb. I put it in my
bath.
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Based on reported 7th day and 8th day practice reports CMR thinks his players stink. That is why he wants them to wear Blue Emu. Evidently he needs them to change to this brand even though there are no Georgia retailers…proiveds emotional connection and passion…guess everyone will know by the score board adn aroma from the field when they play LSU.
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Too bad this wasn’t out in time for SOD to give to his unhygienic boys
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I thought this was the most pretentious bunch of b.s. and was going to comment accordingly until I clicked on the link and saw what it was all about. Then I bought some.
Oh that’s right Austin…you be smellin’ GEORGIA MAN now!
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Oh, oh…I think Bevo just made a pass at me.
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All guys need is that sweet smell of fresh clean Old Spice and not too much.
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Will that get them to second base with you?
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Baby that will get you home. It may take a little of your time, but I promise it will be worth your while.
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Young lady, if there was anybody I’d put on cologne for, you’re in the top 1% of the top 1%. But I’m comfortably middle age, so I’d be grateful if you’d just bring me a beer. 😉
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I too am comfortably middle aged. I will bring you a beer, if you will give me a foot massage.
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Love to, but I’m just flirting. Mrs. Hogbody would object.
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Just flirting as well! The Senator and I have a good friend that might object. See Pulp Fiction’s scene regarding “foot massage”.
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Um… We’ll give you two some privacy…
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You are too old for that stuff anymore.
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Florida’s brand of cologne smells of marsh breezes and date rape.
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Dab some whiskey and coke on yourself if you want to smell like gameday.
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Old school GEORGIA GIRLS would not waste a dab of Bourbon on any GEORGIA BOY. I mean back in the day…..
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“Morning in Downtown Athens”: Experience the Georgia Bulldog spirit with this lingering scent featuring top notes of stale natural light, smoky mid-notes of burnt tobacco and cannabis, and low finishing notes of discarded food and vomit. A distinct, contemporary scent for the Georgia man.
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This reminds me of the time some company was handing out car air fresheners while I was tailgating one time. They were in the shape of a football and apparently captured the “essence of Gameday in Athens.” When it didn’t smell like bourbon, cigars, and beautiful young women, I was pretty disappointed.
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…otherwise known as private label Right Guard. 🙂
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Mrs. Herschel must be a very sophisticated Lady. I like a lady that knows the bottom, mid and top notes of her fragrances. Bergamot being the top note of one of the best. Tuberose Gardenia is my favorite.
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