Of all the stories to feed a neurotic fan base opening week, this one may be perfect.
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Dan Uggla doesn’t need contacts and look how good….um never mind. Lets hope Murray doesn’t have to make contact on a 95 mph fastball anytime soon. In the meantime, this does not bother the neurotic dawg fan in me one bit. No sir. Not one bit.
Would blurred vision affect timing? No wait, I meant not one bit….
That sound you hear is the Dawg Vent going into full apocalypse mode….
There is still is a Dawg Vent? I thought the apocalypse already happened and they were raptured away once they realized Richt would not be fired.
It’s only there if you acknowledge that it exists, and it’s best for all of us to just assume it doesn’t.
When that does happen, they’ll all be sent to the chat board version of Valhalla, where they’ll engage in never ending trollish flame wars during the day, and then feast on rumors provided by “my buddy who is close to the program” at night.
And they’ll probably continue pining for Joe Lee Dunn.
More and more, it’s Andy McCollum…
You guys…….:) +2
OUR QB IS ALMOST BLIND!!! (Read it hearing a Munson voice or a high pitched squeel as you prefer. Fainting is optional.)
“See! I told you. That’s what happens when you play old man football, your eyesight is the first to go.” — Sheldon Richardson
Is this going to be like “the glove” from a couple years ago?!?!?
Let’s go Braves!…er…Dawgs!
I’ll have you know I am not neurotic, paranoid, but not neurotic.
“Paranoia will destroy you” Dr Andrew Hodges.
Paranoia and panic are responses to emergency situations, either can save your life. I will now retire to the bunker as soon as I find my Alcoa cap. Someone hid my cap because they are out to get me.
I love to laugh before my morning coffee. Thanks! 🙂
I would recommend that you go to paranoid anonymous but they won’t tell anyone where their meetings are.
I know where the meetings are..We can leave you a trail of bread crumbs.
A little slow on the uptake today, are we? 😉
Now I feel better. Thank you. 😉
If AM has to wear contacts he might as well get Lasix surgery–after the season.
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