Nick Saban doesn’t have time for shit about Mick Jagger.

Now this is funny.

Burns is at the wheel of Saban’s black Mercedes S550, and because he knows Saban’s musical taste veers toward the Eagles, Al Green, and the Rolling Stones—no country—he’s got “Gimme Shelter” cued up on the stereo. Saban sits shotgun, and I climb in the back. As Burns guides the sedan past columned fraternity houses on the arbored Alabama campus, Saban mentions he’s seen the Stones twice. In an attempt at levity, I tell him I’d recently tried to turn my four-year-old daughter on to the Stones but that she had responded by earnestly asking me, “Dad, how come the man in these songs can’t sing?”

Saban spins around from the front seat and shoots me the bug zapper.

“Mick Jagger can sing,” he says, before turning back to face the windshield. “Mick Jagger is a great entertainer.”

Maybe he can get the Stones to play a halftime show at Bryant-Denny sometime.

Give me your tired, your poor, your hype videos yearning to breathe free.

Deputy Dawg sent along a video clip he put together.  It pushes plenty of the right buttons for me, so I thought I’d share.  Because we can all use a little extra juice this week, right?

Tuesday morning buffet

Football is coming.  Eat.

• Mark Richt, on those starting freshmen:  “So you’ve gotta play them.”
• Jonathan Chait says you can’t pay Manziel for his name because boosters.  Scott Lemieux thinks Chait is a misguided sentimental fool.  I think Lemieux gets the better part of the argument.
• Bill Connelly puts on his Missouri hat to analyze the Tigers’ game with Georgia this year.
• “Are no-huddle offenses about coaching ego?”  Any coach who operates on that basis won’t be in his job for long.
• James Franklin is already working the refs for the Ole Miss game.
• Some Clemson self-scouting at Shakin the Southland.  Make sure you read the four questions in the middle of the post.
• Because you haven’t read enough of them, here’s another ranking the SEC quarterbacks article.

Not your regular SEC preseason predictions, 2013 edition

I’ve worked this format twice out of necessity – once because I didn’t have a clue about what to expect from Georgia and once because Missouri and Texas A&M came in with clean slates – and I’m sticking with it.  “It” being described as follows:

Rather than give you my predicted records, I’ll list the schools in the order they finished in the conference last year, look at areas of potential improvement and decline and assess in what direction I expect each to go by comparison to 2010.

In other words, pure seat of the pants BS.

So starting with last season as the baseline (teams are listed in their 2012 order of finish), here goes nothing.

SEC WEST

ALABAMA (13-1, 7-1)

• Pros:  Skill position talent; team depth; Nick Saban; unparalleled program stability; dream schedule
• Cons:  Less experience on defense; losses on the offensive line
• Outlook:  You want to be the one who predicts the Tide doesn’t play in the SECCG?  Be my guest.  I’m having a hard enough time figuring out which regular season game ‘Bama loses.  It won’t be any worse than that.

LSU (10-3, 6-2)

• Pros:  Solid team depth; John Chavis
• Cons:  Losses on defense; new offensive coordinator (again); cross-division schedule less favorable than Alabama’s
• Outlook:  Early CW:  Expect LSU to have a down year because of the departures on defense.  Late CW:  don’t sleep on LSU!  My CW:  LSU does what it tends to do under Miles – lose two regular season games, one in an inexplicable fashion.

TEXAS A & M (11-2, 6-2)

• Pros:  Johnny Football and Company; favorable cross-division schedule; Kevin Sumlin
• Cons:  Replacing key departures on the defensive side of the ball; dealing with a seriously heightened level of attention
• Outlook:  That offense combined with that schedule should make for an easy nine wins at least.  The question is whether TAMU is anything more than the new Arkansas.

MISSISSIPPI STATE (8-5, 4-4)

• Pros:  Coaching stability; quarterback stability; Alabama and LSU at home; offensive line; running back depth
• Cons:  Secondary must replace three who are now in the NFL; top four receivers gone; tougher overall schedule than last year’s; special teams
• Outlook:  MSU could very well turn out to be an example of one of those programs that improves, but doesn’t show it in the won-loss record.  Six or seven wins look about right.

MISSISSIPPI (7-6, 3-5)

• Pros:  Rising talent level; lots of returning starters; coaching stability; perhaps most momentum of any school in the conference
• Cons:  Overall depth not up to standards of top teams in West; tough early schedule
• Outlook:  Should be bowl eligible again.  Opener against Vanderbilt will tell much about how far team’s record can go this season.

ARKANSAS (4-8, 2-6)

• Pros:  Offensive line; departure of John L. Smith
• Cons:  Brutal midseason stretch against four preseason top ten teams; back seven on defense; inexperienced receiving corps
• Outlook:  Between the empty personnel cupboard left to Bielema and the tough cross-divisional draws of South Carolina and Florida, this shapes up to be a long season.  I’m having a hard time seeing how the Hogs top last year’s win total.

AUBURN (3-9, 0-8)

• Pros:  Departure of old staff; return of Malzahn; solid recruiting; special teams
• Cons:  Implementation of new offensive and defensive schemes; change at quarterback (again)
• Outlook:  Last year’s team gave up on Chizik and his staff, so a change is likely for the good.  Reasonable goal should be achieving bowl eligibility.

SEC EAST

GEORGIA (12-2, 7-1)

• Pros:  Coaching continuity; offense; quarterback experience
• Cons:  Losses on defense; special teams; early season schedule
• Outlook:  Can the Dawgs get out of September with no more than one loss?  If so, an eleven-win regular season and a return trip to Atlanta is likely.  I’d like to say that’s what will happen, but I wonder if special teams cost Georgia a game it would otherwise win.

FLORIDA (11-2, 7-1)

• Pros:  Defense; special teams; coaching stability; restocked talent base;
• Cons:  Quarterback depth; receiving corps/replacing Jordan Reed; running back depth; regression to the mean on turnover margin; replacing Caleb Sturgis; OOC schedule
• Outlook:  IMO, hardest team in the conference to handicap.  Yes, the Gators can win in double digits again. Yes, the Gators could lose four games. Keys will be keeping Driskel and the running backs healthy and maintaining something close to last year’s impressive turnover margin.

SOUTH CAROLINA (11-2, 6-2)

• Pros:  Steve Spurrier; steadily increasing level of talent; defensive line; cross-division scheduling advantage over Florida and Georgia; quarterback depth
• Cons:  Replacing losses in back seven on defense; special teams; replacing Marcus Lattimore; tough non-conference schedule
• Outlook:  They get the leg up on surviving a loss in the game against Georgia this year.  Best thing the ‘Cocks have going for them is that they won’t see another conference team after Georgia that can challenge their secondary.  SC won’t do worse than ten wins in the regular season.

VANDERBILT (9-4, 5-3)

• Pros:  Respectable defense by SEC standards; coaching stability; returning number of starters; Jordan Matthews
• Cons:  Depth issues in comparison with elite SEC teams; Chris Boyd suspension; losses at quarterback and running back
• Outlook:  The schedule is tougher, so the Commodores won’t win nine games this year, but they should be bowl eligible for the third year in a row.  Ole Miss game will give an indication of win ceiling.

MISSOURI (5-7, 2-6)

• Pros:  Coaching stability; vastly improved team health; receivers; soft early season schedule
• Cons:  Offensive line depth; questions in the defensive back seven
• Outlook: Injuries decimated this team last season.  Missouri is in better shape going into 2013.  Between the OOC slate to start the season and Kentucky, there are five likely wins on the schedule.  That leaves three games – Vandy, Tennessee and Ole Miss – to decide the Tigers’ bowl eligibility fate.  Assuming Mizzou can dodge the injury bug that was so devastating last year, a seven-win season feels about right.

TENNESSEE (5-7, 1-7)

• Pros:  November schedule; offensive line; some front line defensive talent
• Cons:  Dearth of quality skill position players; transition to new offensive and defensive schemes; brutal mid-season schedule with five preseason top ten teams; defensive depth
• Outlook:  This will make the third straight year UT implements a new defensive scheme.  And even though the Vols finish with their usual soft landing in November, you wonder how much gas they’ll have left in the tank after getting running that mid-season gauntlet.  Bowl eligibility is about as much as you can expect.

KENTUCKY (2-10, 0-8)

• Pros:  Defensive line
• Cons:  Lack of quality talent on both sides of the ball; coaching staff change; schedule with five preseason top ten opponents
• Outlook:  What I wrote last year about the Wildcats – “Remember that Seinfeld episode when Elaine is horrified by the realization that she’s turned into George?  Well, Kentucky has turned into Vanderbilt.  It’s hard to see where the ‘Cats get a conference win, or beat Louisville.  Three wins, tops.” – hasn’t changed.  UK has the worst personnel in the conference and that isn’t something you fix overnight.

If a tree fell on the Flats, but nobody was around to throw to it…

Georgia Tech suspends two wide receivers for its opener against Elon.

And… there was much rejoicing.

Tray Matthews back at practice today and in a normal jersey. (As opposed to non-contact.) Very good news for the Georgia defense.

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) August 26, 2013

It doesn’t take much to make me happy five days before the opener.

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UPDATE:  And then he had to go all Debbie Downer on us.

Ten of the 22 players on Georgia's defensive two-deep depth chart have not played a down of D-1 football. Eight are true freshmen.

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) August 26, 2013

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UPDATE #2:  Those eight guys?  Two of ’em are starting defensive backs.  Wow.

Mr. Congeniality

It’s the smile that makes the first part of this clip so great.

It’s like Corch is trying to pretend he’s not quite sure whether Fowler’s pulling his leg or not.  Not working, Urbs.

(h/t Lost Lettermen)

Something else Spurrier is good at.

The man can hold a long-term grudge or two.

“I’m a Dukie,” Spurrier said Sunday at his weekly press conference. “I’m a Gator, a Dukie, and now I’m a Gamecock. For us Dukie’s back then, that was our big game. I doubt if it was for North Carolina because we did not beat them that much, but when I was there we were fortunate enough to actually beat them more than they beat us.

“It was always a fun game when that occurred. But yeah, it is a little special when you are coaching against a team like that, just like coaching against Georgia. The Gators and Georgia were teams that didn’t like each other very much. That’s a special game, too, so anytime you coach against a team that was a little special wherever you coached at, it remains a special game.”

Obviously, if you can hold a hate since the sixties, you shouldn’t break a sweat over a heated rivalry that’s twenty years younger.  I give him credit – a little bad blood is part of the glue that holds college football together.

Monetizing the passion

Just another way to squeeze a few bucks from our love of the game:

Two of Florida’s long-time college football rivals are coming together in a new contest: To sell lottery tickets.

The Florida Lottery is paying hundreds of thousands of dollars so it can use the logos of the University of Florida and Florida State University on a new $2 scratch-off lottery game aimed squarely at football fans.

Isn’t that special?  In the words of the Lottery secretary, “We felt it was a great opportunity for us to showcase the rivalry and do it in entertaining manner.”  

Call it a new tradition, if you’d like.  The NCAA can’t figure out what to call it.

The NCAA has maintained a strong stance against gambling, but it referred questions to the two schools. The NCAA has rules that prohibit athletes as well as athletics department employees from wagering on sports in which the NCAA conducts championships. Those include office pools for the NCAA basketball tournament.

Well, technically they’re not betting on sports.  Maybe the NCAA is taking notes on how to market a March Madness lottery ticket to make up for the revenue lost from dropping the EA Sports deal.

What are we waiting for?

In case you were unaware, it’s opening week for college football.

I thought I’d get the festivities started with an excellent question Year2 raised in this post:

So with game day just about upon us, what are you looking forward to most?

I’ll start.  As a Dawg fan, for me it’s all about seeing how quickly the defense gels.  As good as the offense looks like it will be, if the team can continue the downward trend of defensive scoring shown under Grantham, 2013 has the chance to be a very special season for Georgia.  But how much time will it take for things to settle in?

On the larger college football stage, it would have to be seeing how Autographgate plays out, both on the field and in ESPN’s studios.  Does Johnny Football crack under the media pressure?  And if he doesn’t, will PAWWWLLL be able to keep his shit together?

And you?