Thursday morning buffet

Time to nosh.



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32 responses to “Thursday morning buffet

  1. Martinez is Coaching for UT? They’re screwed. Just go long baby b/c the DB will NEVER turn his head to find the ball.


  2. Defensive coordinator John Jancek … That’s music to this Bulldog’s ears.


  3. TennesseeDawg

    The church and the Georgia Theater are sell outs. Neither should be helping the evil empire to promote a player from a rival school. I highly doubt this nonsense would happen in Tuscaloosa or Gainesville in helping to promote Todd Gurley.


  4. BMan

    Got to admit, the UF fan in Ohio that made his backyard a football field did a nice job, both with the college and NFL versions. I’m shocked the NCAA or the NFL didn’t sue him for licensing violations.


  5. Scorpio Jones, III

    Bobby Petrino….Western Kentucky…Old joke about the dog sitting on the railroad track…train runs over the end of his tail…turns his head to look for the end of his tail…another train knocks his head off…and the punchline, Bobby?


  6. MagnusDawgus

    I would think that Matt Millen, as an ardent PSU defender, would be a little more circumspect about saying he would put something up another guy’s butt.


    • AthensHomerDawg

      Made me chuckle…..


      • MagnusDawgus

        It was almost as funny as Barry Switzer saying Manziel was anethema to “core values.” I guess Barry’s core values consist of pouring himself another Scotch, buying Marcus Dupree’s mom a new house, and banging his assistant coach’s wife.


  7. Bulldog Joe

    The University of Iowa is Princeton Review’s #1 party school in 2013.

    Way to represent!


  8. What fresh hell is this?

    Willie Nelson and Ray Charles…easy to confuse those two huh?


  9. uglydawg

    Manziel is the Anti_Tebow. He is to college football what Casious Clay was to boxing in the 60’s ; cocky to the point that many wanted to see him get his head knocked off, and it only made him better. The dif is this…Manziel’s not a professional and can be reigned in…probably already has been read the riot act by his coach..But they can’t push a kid like this too hard or he’ll take his ball and go elsewhere.


    • Russ

      By golly, you’re right! I hated Tebow because he is so pious. I don’t like Johnny “Cash” because he’s a wild child. I guess they have to be just a little corrupt and a little hypocritical for me to like them. 🙂


  10. Chuck

    You gotta respect someone – anyone, really, but especially a 22 year old – that blow a legitimate .341. If you blow, you are conscious, right?


    • Dawgy45

      A good friend of mine in high school earned the nickname “.4” and he was conscious when the police administered the test.


  11. Irwin R Fletcher

    Does anyone care about uniform stuff now that the real games have started?

    I mean, besides me…there was a question last week on whether they would scrap the block letters on the helmets. They did switch to the new font on the helmets, it seems.


  12. WillTrane

    Are we playing South Carolina or Clowney? Think the post by Scorpio re Petrino joke answers that. Most people around here talk about the play of FSU’s frosh QB, but I have tried to figure out how FSU has to two starting offensive linemen from the state of Georgia. One out Moultrie and one out of Jesup. Guess it goes back to what CMR says and recruiting.


  13. WillTrane

    Often said by country artists that Willie was a half beat off or behind. Think that was a reminder to Clowney…they [UGA Oline] is usually a half a step behind because of the snap count or cadence. Bet Shawn Elliott’s boy’s come of the line like a rocket, or they will catch an ear full from him.