Les Miles and Mike Gundy, in pre-Hat 2004 days:
(AP Photo/The Tulsa World, Kelly Kerr)
Wonder what they’re discussing…
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Hey Mike, you think that kid would give me back $20 out of that sack-o-cash so I could buy a hat to cover this gaping hair hole on the back of my head?
Hey Man…you don’t look so good. Remember yourself and take that crazy look off you face.
Can you believe how cheap the hookers are here? I’ll have this program turned around in no time!
Mike, the hostesses are supposed to entertain RECRUITS.
Along the same lines-” Mike, the weed is for the recruits. I can’t sweep your urinalysis results under the rug.”
Get your shit together, son! You look like a mug shot!
You have him $500 too?
Les: I see that little orange pride philly really got to you Mike, if there’s grass on the field play ball, eh, me I like a good clump of grass.
Too. Much. Orange.
Mike: Dude where’s my car?
Les: Where’s your car dude?
The Friar and The Crier
Les: She did what with the grass???
Mike: Yeah man. Hottest, weirdest shit I’ve ever seen. That’s when Dez went over to Deion’s to…… to cool down, I guess. I’m almost a man now. I’m almost 40. I can’t keep doing this.
Miles: “You keep putting that stuff in your hair, it will look like mine by the time you turn 40.”
Gundy: “40? By then I will be a man a get a grown up hair cut.”
Do you think T. Boone will be pissed when he finds out how we’re spending his cash?
Gundy “Drugs?” Les “Thank you, no. I’m straight.” Gundy, “I meant, are you in here for drugs?” Les, “Why are you here?” Gundy,” Drugs”
Les: You know what they call a Big Mac in Ann Arbor?
Mike: No, what?
Les: A Big Mac. But they call a Coke a “soda.”
Mike: No shit. What do they call a Whopper?
Les: A Whopper. It’s still America, you dumbass.
Mike: Are you sure? Because I heard they eat french fries with mayonnaise.
Les: That’s actually in Canada. It’s a whole other country. Have you ever been north of Stillwater?
Mike: Sure. I think we played at Tulsa my senior year.
Les: Dude. That’s due east. Maybe you should put down the bong occasionally and look at a map.
Mike: You’re the boss, dude. Am I going to be recruiting Canada now?
“That shit is gonna rob you of your ambitions. Not if you’re ambition is to lay around and watch TV all day.” Saw Jackie Brown for the 50th time last night. I am that Surfer Girl..or was back in the day.
Did you say the name of that Dr was Bosley?
They’re sitting on one of those group toilets they had back in Roman times.
“Remember, #2 first, #1 second…”
“Someday, you’ll be almost famous.”
“So what do you wanna be when you’re 40?
Gundy looks like Kramer from Seinfeld.
When Kramer was confronted by the scary clown outside the theater.
Les to Gundy: Where’d you get that hat?
Is your name really Kosmo?
Gundy, you were absolutely right: the only way we’re ever going to get a recruit to come to this shithole of a town is if we get the money, get the broads, get the drugs. Where are the drugs, again?”
“Is the stripe on my jersey wavy, straight or horizonal?”
Les: I see rich people
Gundy: I’m a man! I drank 6 forties!
“You’re not a man! Pay those kids.”
Les Miles: “I really like what you are doing with your hair. I’m getting a bald spot on top of my head. Who is your hairdresser and can she cover it up?”
“It’s hot and it’s cold,” he said. “Sometimes you’re on top of the world and sometimes you’re not.” --Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 9/11/21
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