This puppy is way too good to pass up.
How nobody at Tennessee could sense what a narcissistic asshole Junior is amazes me.
Anyway, you guys know what to do with this in the comments.
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Mmmmm…Look at that ass….oh shit, that’s Pat Hadden.
The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin’. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
The dumpster fires I set are so bright…. I gotta wear shades.
Hafta wear shades. My awesomeness blinds me in the mirror.
When we said “cheese” we just meant for you to smile.
I don’t always get fired, but when I do, I do it with style.
No caption needed. I’m just enjoying the memory of all those Vols crowing about their hot young coach right until he moved out in the middle of the night.
Yep, they were fully on board with all his antics until the very end.
No one could tell? Shoot, they embraced it. He’s a jerk, but he’s our jerk, and he can ‘cruit em to urnge country. They loved his stupid press conferences and ignored his hostesses and his gas pumping sales pitch. If anyone deserved to get screwed it was ufk.
Yep and I hope they suck forever. UF will always have the potential to be very good, just like Georgia they are sitting on a talent goldmine that only needs the right coach. Tennessee does not have that, if we can keep them down long enough they may never come back, they’ll be Ole Miss, Vanderbilt, or Minnesota, programs that once had power but which is so far in the past it might as well have never happened. I hate Tennessee with a fiery hate, they were so entitled in the 90’s and got whoever they wanted out of Atlanta. Richt stopped that and that has been a huge factor in their long decline since 01.
Damn man, that was so eloquent it was actually beautiful!!!
Like you Brandon, my hate for UT stemmed out of the 90’s. Lets not forget what they were before CMR showed up. May their heads ever remain firmly pressed between a hobnail boot and the curb.
“Do You Think My Methods Are Unsound?”
Hey Girl….how you doing……I got a little something for you…..
Lane: “This will be a feat for the ages if I pull this off!”
Photographer: “You mean, parlaying a losing record in Oakland and a losing record in Knoxville riddled with off the field improprieties, PR snafus, zero credible references and generally zero accomplishments, into a successful tenure at USC?”
Lane: No, I just meant this pair of sunglasses.”
The Shades complete the Electra Glide in Orange package:
“I’m gonna do for you, in six weeks, what it took someone six months to do for me: nothin’.”
I wear my suuuuunglasses to coach,
So I can, so I can
Deceive the world that thinks I am a coach
Dont hire a coach with no success,
Oh no, I can’t believe it!
Don’t hire a clown, cuz his dad is good
Future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades…
Sometimes you’ve just got to say “what the f$&k.”
Keeping with the Risky Business theme: “Hello, University of Illinois!”
“Let me slide these back on before anyone recognizes me in this shirt. Is that USC on the phone? I gotta get outta here. I was at a fundraiser last night and president of the booster club comes up and says: you shore do got a purdy mouth. Dude had like 6 teeth tops.”
He’s a regular metrosexual.
“That’s right, Dawg fans. Your guys will always be 0-1 vs the Iceman.”
Good point! And, given the state of things, small price to pay: Since Kiffin left, Richt has righted the ship, UT has become a smoldering ash-heap & FU is far from the glory days of Meyer & Tebow.
All that in exchange for one loss in an otherwise forgettable season? I’ll take it!
Well when you put it that way…
“DOUCHE …. for men.”
A year from now someone needs to give that picture to the bankruptcy judge to make sure the court confiscates the Oakleys and gives them back to UT.
Goofy yes but shrewd. Kiffy is sitting on 5 million plus. He won’t suffer from being fired. USC has to work out that last year of salary to boot. Amazing.
His BIG EGO will.
I’m glad USCw finally figured out what they had..
“Seriously. I never saw anyone put bacon grease on ice cream before, Jethro. I’m going to ask your cousin to give the recipe to Layla. Pass the jug, please.”
“Regular or Premium?”
What he wanted to look like:
What he actually looked like:
Kiffin does his best Dorian Gray impersonation:
“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”
“Some things are more precious because they don’t last long.”
“I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvelous to us. The commonest thing is delightful if only one hides it.”
“Deal with it.”
I’d just like to note that perhaps never has a picture so encapsulated all that a person is like this one does. It alone could suffice as my standing answer to those who ask why I dislike Lane Kiffen so much.
The past is so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Glasses half full.
“When I went to Tennessee, I put up pictures of USC legends in the athletic office and announced to everyone that I wanted Tennessee to be more like USC. Oddly enough, I ended up making USC more like Tennessee…”
“Damn, I’m gonna look good in the unemployment line!”
“Is that the moving truck? I thought I heard the moving truck.”
Audition photo for “Saved by the Bell”
“You heard me Urban, with all your recruiting violations and whatnot. We’re gonna whip your ass in the Swamp.”
“I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!”
“Matter of fact, when Stet left after his after his freshman year Roquan Smith sent me a message and said, ‘Your son’s going to be fine. He’s the best quarterback we played against all year.’” — Stetson Bennett III, The Athletic, 10/14/20
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