Joining ESPN Gameday this week… Junior.
I’d rather listen to Condi Rice talk about college football.
Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, ESPN Is The Devil
I’d rather hear from Junior of “Lulu and Junior fame” than that smug sumbitch.
The Miley Cyrus of college football…pretty good line there Paul, hope you don’t run into Billy Ray anytime soon, he probably won’t be pleased.
Oh…you gotta quit knocking the idea of Condi on the committee, according to your close friend Tony, she’s put a lot of time into the study of the game and would make an excellent addition to the committee…and, like if, Tony says its cool, ergo, it must be, right?
What does Pat Dye know, anyhow?
Well, Pat DOES NOT know how his pants, wallet and keys ended up at the bottom of the lake. That much we DO know.
PleaseOhPLEASE seat him next to Paul and let a fist fight ensue.
Paul might win that one. Lane has more hair to pull.
Plus Paul probably slaps harder.
And Lane would spend most of the time protecting his face.
Yes, because his ass has been gouged regularly for years now. He is the epitome of a loser. There are a few people that come on tv and I immediately change the channel. Thank you inventor of the remote.
Somewhere, Todd McShay is praying that this ends poorly.
First Pawwwl then Junior. No way I can watch anymore.
Agreed, they have lost me.
Paul Finebaum: Lane Kiffin is “The Miley Cyrus of College Football”
Paul Finebaum: Johnny Manziel is “The Justin Bieber of College Football”
There must be room for two at the top because Paul Finebaum is already “The Lane Kiffin of ESPN”
[stands and applauds]
Golf clap, various shouts of “you da man,” etc.
And what is Kiffin’s wife to college football?
A precocious strumpet & medical marvel?
“The Layla of College Football”?
Layla has disproved Franklin’s “College Coaching Selection Theory of Hot Wives and Good Coaches”. Rather convincingly.
the odd thing is that for all of the wasted words typed about him (including myself in this yet again) is that he is generally viewed as generally uncomfortable in front of the camera.
That said, it makes sense. ESPN knows this is the “last chance” to use him as a ratings grab, and Lane knows he has “one shot” to offer his perspective publicly in an attempt to repair his image to get a shot to coach somewhere. He needs to say what he learned from the whole experience, what his goals are, etc. Make no mistake, he is a WR coach in the NFL or a maybe a coordinator at the college level. If I were him, I would say something to the effect of “i would love to go somewhere where I have a chance to contribute to a scheme or position group, but also to where I can learn a bit from a veteran coach on how to manage the other aspects of the program. I am a young guy, and perhaps I was not totally prepared for the opportunities I was given nor did I have enough perspective as to how to relate to others. The good thing is I am still young, and I have the potential to rebuild my career.”
If he was sincere, the guys on gameday would eat it up, and I would be flat out shocked if someone did not give him a chance to be an assistant in 2014.
You are right, but Kiffin is to egotistical to do that. Right now he’s just trying to capitalize on his temporary notoriety for some $$$.
mdcgtp..Why does this brat deserve one more chance (although I know you’re not the one advocationg..just messaging)? Why in the HELL does this asshole keep getting positive attention and opportunities? Sheeesh.
He gets a lot of attention, but I am not sure he gets a lot of positive attention. I think the national media has loved having him as a lightning rod for controversy over the past few years. Plain and simple.
I don’t think he is getting paid to do the spot. He is doing it because he needs to be able to plead the case I outlined to get employers to want to talk to him.
I have no idea how good of an X and O or position coach he is. Obviously, USC had a lot of success on offense when he was there, but he had a lot of talent for the college game. So again, I have no idea what he is capable of. that said, just having watched enough coaching, it is not at all unreasonable to think he could land somewhere as an assistant in 2014. that said, I think it would behoove him to begin to rehab his image NOW before he lands his next job because any attention he draws to himself as a position coach or coordinator is going to seem opportunistic. He has demonstrate publicly that he made mistakes and then put his head down and contribute to a team or an organization winning such that someone is willing to say, “Lane Kiffin has done a great job with that unit.” Otherwise, the next time you hear about him as a head coach, it will be at some impossible lower tier job like NM State or FAU that no sane person would take.
“If his dismissal wasn’t enough, Kiffin reportedly was not allowed to reboard the bus and he stood in the cold, empty airport terminal alone — jobless, rideless and luggageless… ”
“I don’t think he is getting paid to do the spot. ” If anyone can hang with Bluto it’s probably you. Do you really think Lane whores himself out for nada mas but a chance to interview? WWSD? (What Would Sod Do). I ain’t feelin’ it. Guy is worth 15 million and would work Layla on her backside for coin.
“a chance to be an assistant in 2014.”
I’m still sticking with head coach of the Cowboys.
OC…Jerrah is moving down to the sidelines as HC/GM/HAIC.
(Head A*** In Charge)
/Jimmy Johnson laughs and approves of this.
Instead, he’ll probably turn to Fowler with an “Up top, brah!”
@Scorpio Jones, III
October 10, 2013 at 10:58 AM
“Oh…you gotta quit knocking the idea of Condi on the committee, according to your close friend Tony,”
Excellent point. I think the time has come today to stop knocking Condi for being on the Committee. Aside from Mr. CFB (the first to put her name in play as a wild card)*, to Condi’s credit (but mostly because her former teammates Dick and Donald just don’t like her), she didn’t get an invite to Dick’s celebrity roast:
*”Condoleeza Rice, economics professor, Stanford University: This is my wild card to keep everybody in the room on their toes…)” **
Extracted from T. Bagels/Mr. CFB, “Some guiding rules, worthy names to make selection committee fair,” May 13, 2013
** SRO Bitches!
yeah, I heard that Condi hosted “terror Tuesdays” where she’d debate which mud hut in a non war zone would get incinerated by drone strike. Sure, you might accidentally kill an American citizen or two, but you’re bombing civilians in sovereign states like Somalia, Yemen & Pakistan, so who cares.
just like Goebbels!
What’s Obama calling it these days?
“Giving up this principal tool, Obama’s signature weapon of choice, is not on the table, only its selective use, so as not to invite charges that the US is horrifically guilty under international law for the vaporization of fellow human beings, and then, from “pilots” sitting in Nevada or New Mexico, 8000 miles away, the victims of presidential authorization at nomination parties Terror Tuesdays at the White House.”
have we lost our “moral compass”? again?
It’s with the strawberries
Funny coincidence. Today I was trying to make my tech understand something very important to me and said “it’s a strawberry thing”I quit trying to explain when she said “Who is Humphrey Bogart?’
Just like Goebbels but faster. As far as his hopes and dreams are concerned, President Carebear wants to be a member of the NCAA Selection Committee for the 2016 Basketball Tournament because of his success in office pool bracketography and his expertise as an apex Predator in launch command and control techniques during Terror Tuesdays. Dickie V. thinks O. will be able to keep the Selection Committee on its toes after their stop, drop and roll blast avoidance maneuvers every time he enters the meeting room.
I got a chuckle when you declared Somalia a sovereign state… which one?
Cambodia circa Pol Pot or Mississippi?
You always keep me on my toes. I’ll take Pol Pot for 20… he should have avoided the “take out” and indigestion, but the United Nation was showing him some love. Mississippi vs. Sa-i-gu… you decide.
I’ll take Koreatown for 20 and Who is Rodney?
I’ll see your “Who is Rodney?” and raise you 100 with “Who is Stephen Lerman?”
HInt….. $1.7 million in statutory attorney’s fees. Damn I love the smell of napalm in the morning…:-) For an additional 30+ pick your hero?
In Seattle, bring Lane Kiffin, Pete Carroll, and Mark Emmert onto the Gameday set, unannounced Jerry Springer-style.
Is Junior going to be allowed to miss work as a gas-pumper to go to the Gameday set?
Lane Kiffin fails upward at an exponential rate. This time next year he will be commissioner of the En Ef El.
I’m hoping he gets asked a question, takes a deep sighing breath while staring blankly into space, then says “I gotta go.” before simply walking off set.
The Peter Principle. Illustrated. But it would be nice to see Kiffy bitch slap Finebaum.
How about Leeza Rice yapping about SpurDog’s golf game?
He better watch his lucky charms. A while back she was golfing with a Muffet and then rainbows magically appeared in the sky
Great way to start a beautiful day! Golfing with Condoleezza Rice. #goirish http://t.co/zjpqhfDMMF— Muffet McGraw (@MuffetMcGraw) September 21, 2013
sooooo, how is fox sports one looking?
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