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In a moment of quite reflection, Nick Saban is seen reading the only book he has time for.
I am your father Kirby!
Making hundreds of drunk and horny frat guys stay for the whole game…the Force is great with this one.
The Force is strong with this one.
What is thy bidding, my master?
Use your Napoleon complex, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
Nick Saban, the one guy who can sit in my spaceship and not be able to reach the pedals
“Chapter 9: Everyone is expendable”, yeah, been there and done that…..
Huh – he wrote a book on how to be short but powerful. Even Yoda didn’t have time for that shit.
“Hmmm, could it be? Yoda is alive?
This dude is a dick… I should call Luke
Whoa…I thought that I was pretty far over on the dark side. This guy makes Sith lords look like a bunch of pansies.
Damn! This little dude needs to chill out.
This scruffy looking nerfherter makes me wanna go to Hachi station and pick up some power converters.
Nick Saban, the guy who could coach my damn football team any time the administration would let him…
Where are the Techies when you need ’em?
Why would anyone need a Techie?
They can be good for some things. IMHO!
Somebody has got to be the loser. IMHO!
“I’ve got more important things to do than stand around and read what Nick Saban has to say about anything. Boba, get my driver”
Dark Side prerequisite: Continue telling your fan base you are staying(check). Let your wife find a house in Austin.(check) Then go coach the Longhorns…
And my three wood ….
Dan Radakovich in the Dragon*Con gift shop, prior to canceling Tech’s upcoming series with Alabama.
Damn, the emperor didn’t know shit…
I find his lack of “having time for shit” disturbing.
Damn Korn; beat me to it!
“On first and goal with the clock running you spike the football, giving your team as many opportunities to win as possible.”
“Even if you wasted about 30 secs in your opponent’s end of the field at the end of the first half causing you to settle for a field goal on 1st and Goal from the 5 yard line at the end of the half not giving your team as many possibilities to score.”
I would give my right hand for the kind of power this guy has.
That hat of Darth Vader’s….what if…… It is not tinfoil. I could get one of those for Florida.
Ohhhh….I thought he said he didn’t have time for this Sith.
I’m a Dolphin fan. Saban better not show up in my ‘hood.
Weird, I never pegged Vader for a Dolphins fan.
Just your average Techie dressed up for Dragcon wishing they could hire a real Coach.
“I gotta drop the droids off at the pool. Need some reading material…”
Vader (Oliver Luck): “Luke (Saban), you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy (Big 12).”
“I underestimated his power.”
Paul Johnson seeks coaching inspiration from the best in the business
“…and I thought Emperor Vitiate was a motherfucker?”
So that’s how you Gray Shirt Storm Troopers!!!!!
“Hmm…contains some excellent suggestions to place the Death Star construction back on schedule.”
“And so the Master has again become the Learner.”
Black is much cooler than crimson.
A man so in touch with the dark side he makes the secretaries cry; what is thy bidding my master?
The student reading lessons from the master.
“We’re always looking for the aggregate of marginal gains.” — Kirby Smart, The Athletic, 7/16/19
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