Tuesday morning buffet

Dig in, peeps.



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28 responses to “Tuesday morning buffet

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    Also on the Florida front: coupla commenters on their blogs are still cherry picking the series record. I hope it’s satisfying. Sounds hollow to me.


  2. Scorpio Jones, III

    Gosh, I bet it never occurred to our guys it might hurt Florida’s collective feelings when we were “chomping” with the fans in the stands after the game.

    Guess we all need to be more sensitive to nonverbal communication.



  3. Dawgfan Will

    The best part of the USA Today piece is the slideshow of “Florida Coach Will Muschamp’s Emotional Highlights.” I think they even have the original Boom MF’er pic in there.


    • uglydawg

      I thought it was pretty goofy that the kid said that the coach always blames himself and not anyone else. He said it twice. I’ve seen Boom on the sidelines when things go wrong. Believe me, he blames.


  4. OrlandoDawg

    If you ever had the (mis)fortune of being in a radio market with Sileo on the air, you know he could get that award almost every week. Dude still thinks he’s 22 and it’s 1986.


  5. Hackerdog

    I hope Scott-Wesley learned his lesson. Never admit to a crime and never give police consent to search anything.

    Best of luck to him in the future.


    • PTC DAWG

      Excellent advice, if I may say so myself.


      • HottCheese

        His judgement was clearly impaired because…you know…reefers. But I’m not sure that not giving consent for the cops search your stuff is the lesson to be learned here. I would hope the lesson learned is that if your team (or future employer) has a drug policy DON’T SMOKE THE DRUGS!


        • fetch

          That’s TWO lessons: Don’t smoke Jay’s and never consent to anything without a warrant. Whether guilty or not, everyone has something if you dig deep enough that can be misconstrued or used against you. Always be polite and cooperative, but never give consent or admission to ANY officer of the law or DA.


  6. Spike

    That is not the correct lesson to learn, Hacker. It seems he learned the correct lesson, i.e. admit when you make a mistake, own up to it like a man, take your punishment, and not repeat it. People will forgive you and give you a second chance is you do these things.


  7. hunkerdowndawg

    Here’s to hoping JSW has a Thomas Brown type ACL recovery and is available for the bowl game and therefore suspended for the bowl game. I am pretty sure we will need him for Clemson. SMDH


    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      In order to comply with the university’s policy to the letter JSW should not be allowed to play in the first game after he is discovered smoking pot and the imposition of the discipline, i.e. App State. Let him sit that one out for his punishment. That’s what the Ole Ball Sack would do.


  8. Dolly Llama

    Kind of surprised the Vanderbilt situation wasn’t on the buffet, Senator, especially since it’s got a “Crime & Punishment” tag on it anyway.


    James Franklin had better hope to God he can truly claim ignorance of everything. If not, his ass will not only be gone, but it will be whatever happens to one’s ass after “gone.”


    • Dog in Fla

      “For his part, Deputy District Attorney Tom Thurman scoffed at the idea that his office would help protect a Vanderbilt player, telling CNN that he isn’t Carta-Samuels’ offensive line, saying that, as a Tennessee fan, “I wouldn’t be protecting a Vanderbilt quarterback.”

      DA Tom further added that Nashville is not Alachua County


    • I was saving it for a separate post later, but now my fun is spoiled.

      Thanks, Obama! 😉


  9. Dog in Fla

    Aggies “made only about $20,000 from Johnny Manziel’s Heisman Trophy last season, according to the school.”

    What? Will this startling news cause The HP Heisman Watch to desperately seek a new hole in the wall for the QB glory award?



  10. Dolly Llama

    Is Gurley suspended for any portion of the App State game? Is anybody other than mentioned above?


  11. Lorenzo Dawgriguez

    Can you imagine what Jimmy Williamson could do if we had put together a kitty and sent him to Vanderbilt last year?