November 25, 2013 · 4:32 PM

Giving new meaning to the term “dead drunk”

My only surprise in reading this article is this:  “The man was not cited.”

C’mon, A-CCPD.  If you ain’t citing, you ain’t trying.  Just ask Jimmy.

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20 responses to “Giving new meaning to the term “dead drunk””

  1. sUGArdaddy
    November 25, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    Sadly, I thought, “If this was a football player, there is no way on God’s green earth he isn’t cited.”

  2. joyridingdawg
    November 25, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    A-CCPD…just looking for someone to cite. Gotta justify their existence. Cannot believe they even reported this. Slow news weekend, I guess.

  3. Scorpio Jones, III
    November 25, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    “When a second officer arrived, both cautiously approached the truck with guns drawn and behind a ballistic shield for protection, police said.”

    Beirut on West Broad….it was a hard night in the city.

  4. TennesseeDawg
    November 25, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    “When the officer found the victim, he immediately stuck his finger in the wound in an attempt to remove the bullet. Later the officer discovered there was no wound and he had his finger in the wrong hole.”

  5. AusDawg85
    November 25, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    Drank until they all passed out…man, they took the whole Aaron Murray thing a little too hard.

    Good thing he wasn’t here in Austin…our PD shoots first then finds out what you are reaching for.

  6. Will Trane
    November 25, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    Aaron Murray, the QB who baled his OC and HC out of some bad calls in 4 years. We are on the verge of seeing just how much he helped those 2. Me thinks more than we think. Let’s see how much the HC & OC put Mason in position to make plays and win.

  7. Normaltown Mike
    November 25, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    The cops on this beat don’t cite people for shits and giggles.

    Indale and (crack)Rocksprings is a dicey neighborhood.

  8. Will Trane
    November 25, 2013 at 9:57 PM

    Execution. That be players for the calls their coaches send in. Parker Welch to Hutson Mason this Saturday. Those other past games…AM’ s drives in SECGC, SC, LSU, the run and drive at UT, 4th and goal at Auburn. Turn the playbook page and D set, signal it in, and QB makes the right read and execute.

  9. Will Trane
    November 25, 2013 at 9:59 PM

    It will be a good game if this guy plays one position in the closing minutes. Dallas Lee snaps the ball to Hutson Mason. And if 3 RBs can pound it. Oline make their asses quit by the 4th quarter.

  10. Red
    November 26, 2013 at 3:10 AM

    Georgia Southern had nothing else to play for, this game was their season. No contest 2013, FBS big leagues next year.

    Erk built a big time legacy. Witnessing it as a kid and being there at 3 AM when the bus arrived from Savannah via Tacoma in 85, was probably in some retrospective veneer, bigger than watching Herschel break the freshman rushing record against Tech.

    Why can’t ESPN just have said, this is the most decorated program in FCS history, they’re moving into the Sun Belt next year, of course they brought down the Boom?

    Go Eagles!

  11. Ubiquitous GA Alum
    November 26, 2013 at 9:46 AM

    So what is Ron White’s middle name anyway?

  12. Comin' Down The Track
    November 26, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    Barney Fife would be so proud.
    The “… guns drawn…” is funny, but the “… behind a ballistic shield…” makes it art. “… kicking the truck…” is just running up the score.