At least they got shoes.

A missing debit card, shoes taken as “collateral” (at Free Shoes University!) and an attempted murder charge… maybe this is why Jeremy Pruitt decided it was wise to get out of Dodge City Tallahassee while the gettin’ was still good.


Filed under ACC Football, Crime and Punishment

8 responses to “At least they got shoes.

  1. Those Criminoles … The saga continues.


  2. Scorpio Jones, III

    “neither has played in a game yet for the Seminoles.”

    So…this can be handled internally, right?

    That guard guy…can he transfer to a far more peaceful campus?


    • TennesseeDawg

      It was just a misunderstanding. Both players have issued an apology and are eligible this fall.


  3. heytogoober

    Has anyone spotted Denson in Auburn yet?


  4. Dawg in Austin

    So is that two coverups by TPD in two years related to the FSU program? Nicely done, fellas. The team in Tuscaloosa feels you.


  5. mg4life0331

    Well damn. I saw the cops when I rode by and didn’t think anything of it. Shoulda yelled Fulmer Cup or something? Too soon?


  6. 69Dawg

    Attention Auburn we have a couple of good ones becoming available shortly. signed Jimbo.
    Just think how great Auburn can be if they can just get all of the SEC and ACC criminals. Pretty soon they will look like the team from the “Longest Yard”. Auburn will be forced to change the name of the school that was once Alabama Polytechnical again. From now on it will be Alabama Penal and Dropouts.