Okay, it’s not a football story, and it encompasses a serious topic (“Treat women with respect.”), but as Seth Emerson relates, the Georgia men’s basketball program has some very detailed policies on how its players should conduct their love lives that I think you need to be made aware of. Specifically,
Don’t spend all of your energy in the bed all night;
Hicky’s (sic)/passion marks should not be ever noticed by coaches;
One. Not two or three girlfriends.
That may help explain why Fox’ recruiting never gets over the hump.
Now, back to football.