John Thompson, former college basketball coach and current concern troll:
“Can you fire somebody if he doesn’t perform?” Thompson asked.
Gee, I don’t know, John. Let’s ask Nick Saban.
“I’m thrilled for this day to get here, and I’m excited to find out how a lot of these new guys learn. These practices are not easy, and the idea is to create adversity for your team and find out who your leaders are.” — Kirby Smart, Chattanooga Times Free Press, 8/1/17