So, it’s finally come to this: Auburn gets a commitment out of a kid from Sprayberry High School in part because at Georgia, “the football players there need mopeds to get around campus…”
At least he didn’t mention alleys.
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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
Get The Picture 
For goodness sakes! Where is our moped bagman! We can’t be losing recruits because of a lack of mopeds!
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He went there because his mommy said they have a great equipment manager? Only at Auburn.
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He didn’t want to leave school with an injury and a police record.
Garner knows the deal here.
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Did someone call me?
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I hear Allie calling for you. Re-enter Allie immediately!
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So at Auburn, they schedule all your classes within a stroll of the athletic suites? Auburn has 25,000 students. Wonder how they work that out?
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Independent study requires no travel.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/06/sports/ncaafootball/06auburn.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
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Who said they had to go to class at Auburn?
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That, friends, is a lazy young man..
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Some folks just cannot appreciate a beautiful campus on a moped.
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If we outlaw scooters, only outlaws will drive scooters.
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Greetings from the Fing Scooter Corp. Our No-Wheels model is shipping to Auburn to be used as a training vehicle for their next class. It is our finest drag-and-carry model that bag money can buy and meant to get those high schoolers in the best of shape for carrying their scooters about for the remainder of their life at Auburn.
The stout wannabee football girlfriends are gonna be popular again.
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Yes because you HAVE to have a moped on campus. The buses go absolutely nowhere…
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Too bad he will miss the beauty that is the Night Bus.
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That has got to be the weakest-ass reason for deciding which college to attend in the history of college football recruiting. Sounds like he’s exactly where he needs to be IMHO.
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