It’s the offseason in Gainesville, and the natives are getting restless with Agent Muschamp.
One animated gentleman asked Muschamp how he’ll handle a 2014 schedule with Alabama, Georgia, LSU, South Carolina and Florida State.
“All those programs are ahead of you right now,” he exclaimed.
A fourth win in a row this year and we’ll start seeing some Gator heads explode.
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Oh please, oh pleeeeeease let that happen.
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Heck, please let Tennessee beat them as well!
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I dunno. I hate Ut about as much as FU.
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Geez, what is wrong with you? Say Ten Hail Mary’s and look at this
http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/spurrier1.jpeg?w=295&h=231&crop=1
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Agree. let’s hope everyone’s foot stays on their orange necks.
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I would like FU undefeated when we play them. It deepens their fans’s sting when they lose.
How many games do we have to beat their ass in order to change the name to Everbark Field? Hey DIF, can’t you move that project ahead on your computer? Like a doctored photo? or are we into some liability with a practical joke?
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GD took the words straight from my mouth.
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me too. I hate them both, but there’s nothing about TN that comes to mind in a positive way. At least Coach Muschamp was a Dawg player before he became a secret agent.
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Couldn’t happen to a better bunch!
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Go ahead.. Make my day!
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Does that mean college football will have only started in 2011?
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To them it would have ended in 2011, and will only start again intermittently when they have decent seasons
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Sign me up.
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And they play Mizzou. Best case scenario is the Dawgs win 4 in a row, but FLA finished 9-4 and he keeps his job…
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This. Gotta keep BoomMF in the job.
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I think we’ll beat Florida for a 4th straight time.
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That series of explosions you hear? Gator Brains, it’s what for dinner
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A gator brain exploding would be a very small noise.
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Like ant farts in a hurricane…
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Oh we WILL beat them..
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Did I read that article correctly that the animated fan was a homebuilder and that muschamp quipped back at the builder about the quality of his craftsmanship?
What a pissant. That would be like the Donnan/Loran interview that many old-timers never got over.
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Boom didn’t whip the builder’s ass because he knew that, coupled with another loss to us, would absolutely terminate his mission before he was completely able to flood The Swamp
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Yes….he is totally sold out to his mission. Mr. Task-Oriented..Charged with infiltrating and destroying the Gator football program from inside. The question that is never answered is, “Who gave him the charge?” or “Who is agent Boom’s control?” I’d like to know.
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Don’t know who his Control is but am super-impressed with Mack Brown because that must have been quite a recommendation that he gave to Jeremy to gain infiltration for Boom.
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More like when Donnan told a certain booster to stick to what he knows: liquor biz.
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Doesn’t say whether the animated fan was by Disney, Dreamworks, or Cartoon Network.
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Sounds like a Looney Tune to me.
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Agent Muschamp is a dawg amongst dawgs!!! His sacrifice is the stuff of legends.To fearlessly go into the gullet of the gator nation and render them impotent. Well…..Long live Boom!!
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+1
Boom succeeds where McGarity failed.
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Gator Gator howja like to bite my ass!
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Pass the Kool-aid…
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Damn! We may peak too early with these wonderful bits of prose flowing between Coach and fans. The more we beat them the bigger their gator mouths get.
There is still a 14 yr old girl looking for that “Guaranteed!” win that she was promised when she was 11.
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The best outcome, as it was stated above, is that Florida wins 8 or 9 games which would pretty much guarantee that Foley keeps Muschamp around. Remember, Mushcamp is Foley’s guy, was his hire, and will therefore receive much leniency.
The question is how does Florida get past 7 wins? Look at their schedule and tell me.
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