May 22, 2014 · 11:50 AM

“I’m innocent. Roll tide.”

The most Alabama thing you’ll read all day.

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Filed under Whoa, oh, Alabama

18 responses to ““I’m innocent. Roll tide.””

  1. Spike
    May 22, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    That is some serious white trash there…

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  2. uglydawg
    May 22, 2014 at 12:15 PM

    The least Alabama thing you’ll read all day…E=(MC x MC).

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    • 3rdandGrantham
      May 22, 2014 at 12:23 PM

      I was thinking, “hey, when is the next mensa meeting being held?”

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      • Cojones
        May 22, 2014 at 2:16 PM

        You first would explain what Mensa is then give him 5 min to turn you down.

        Just don’t go to White Castle in NOLA with a Bama fan after drinking heavily.

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    • Sh3rl0ck
      May 22, 2014 at 2:25 PM

      Ummm.. That results in E = M^2 * C^2. Getting the equation wrong is a very Alabama thing to do. 🙂

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      • Gravidy
        May 22, 2014 at 2:35 PM

        Thanks for saving me from being “that guy”. 🙂

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      • uglydawg
        May 22, 2014 at 3:11 PM

        Couldn’t figure out how to put the square up with the keyboard…thanks for the lesson…I do live in “Lapland”…(West Ga….where it laps over into Alabama). So if I got it wrong, all I can say is “Rollwardameagletide!”

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    • Russ
      May 22, 2014 at 3:03 PM

      Okay as an engineer, I have to correct your formula. It’s actually e=mcc. The mass isn’t squared, just the speed of light.

      Yes, I am a UGA engineer and yes, I’m going to Comicpalooza this weekend.

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      • uglydawg
        May 22, 2014 at 3:13 PM

        please see remark above yours, Russ. I’m glad you’re an engineer, but I hope you’re not “a hell of an engineer”.

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        • Russ
          May 22, 2014 at 5:46 PM

          Yeah I missed the earlier reply. I skip the grammar Nazi stuff but I figured I was okay with a math Nazi post. 😉

          No, I’m a damn good engineer. I really enjoy telling the nerds that used to say “you’ll work for me one day” that I get the engineering degree along with beautiful co-eds and a winning football team. Oh, and I still call them nerds. I’m a geek. 🙂

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  3. Rp
    May 22, 2014 at 12:20 PM

    It would have been better if that was his plea in court: “Innocent, roll damn tide ur honor!”

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    • 202dawg
      May 22, 2014 at 1:00 PM

      Judge replies ‘Mr. Updyke, I’m not interested in your plea. Just tell me one thing; where did you get those awesome PJ’s?!’

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  4. 202dawg
    May 22, 2014 at 12:58 PM

    You couldn’t make this shit up. But if you did, this is just what it would look like…

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  5. Dog in Fla
    May 22, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    I tell you what there won’t be any Ron Howard commemorative pajama bottoms found at any WalMart within the great and sovereign state of Alabama by Black Friday tomorrow

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  6. Bulldog Joe
    May 22, 2014 at 1:42 PM

    “AHHH JUST BEAT THE HAYLLL OUTTA THE RAP!”

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  7. uglydawg
    May 22, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    Since I’m a mentally challanged Laplander…HELP me with this please!
    I need a primer on the SEC Network.
    I just got a flyer in the mail from Dish . They claim they are the only provider of the SEC Network.
    Will The SEC games be exclusively on Di’SH, or will there be a couple of games each week still on the channel networks or ESPN?
    They show (on the flyer) the 2014 Georgia schedule…implying that you will not see a UGA game without DiSH.
    Will UGA vs Clemson be only on DiSH? (I would think it, being an intercon game would be ESPN or one of the old networks.
    How about GA-SC?
    I currently have Direct TV. Do I need to change?
    (SO solly, Senator…but this is important. Maybe you can run a primer on GTP for laplanders and others like me).

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  8. Cam Newton
    May 22, 2014 at 11:18 PM

    “I’m guilty. War Eagle…wait….”

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