June 13, 2014 · 10:47 AM

Proof that West Virginia is in the wrong conference.

This is just awesome.

SEC!  SEC!  SEC!

I’d love to see a Venn diagram of Share of Adults Missing Teeth and Share of Adults Marrying Cousins.

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12 responses to “Proof that West Virginia is in the wrong conference.”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    June 13, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    I’m sure you know the big issue in West Virginia family law:

    If a couple marries in West Virginia then moves to South Carolina and gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

  2. Dog in Fla
    June 13, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    Four out of five Take Me Home dental hygienists in WITSEC are standing by to testify that he started the problem

  3. Cojones
    June 13, 2014 at 1:15 PM

    Cmon, Bluto. Ga and Va are the only southern states below the median? Coincidence that you have history in both states? I think not.

    Yes, more lunacy-challenged Venn Diagrams would be welcome during CFB Dawg Days and into Indian Summer Doldrums. Have at it. How about one with Missing Front Teeth plotted against Degree of Sexual Stimulation?

  4. Bulldog Joe
    June 13, 2014 at 1:59 PM

    And people said Missouri didn’t belong in the SEC.

  6. Cousin Eddie
    June 13, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    You know the tooth brush was invented in WV………If it had been invented anywhere else it would be the teeth brush.

  7. Bulldog Joe
    June 13, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    No surprise to see Utah at the bottom of this list.

  8. Mike
    June 13, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    That Venn diagram might look like a single circle, Senator

  9. Rebar
    June 13, 2014 at 11:48 PM

    What do you call the perspiration of two West Virginians making love?
    Relative Humidity

  10. Mayor
    June 14, 2014 at 6:26 AM

    Didn’t West Virginia take Colorado’s place in the Big 12? What a trade hygiene-wise and fanbase-wise that turned out to be for that conference. Sheesh. I makes me shudder just to think about it.