Proof that West Virginia is in the wrong conference.

This is just awesome.


I’d love to see a Venn diagram of Share of Adults Missing Teeth and Share of Adults Marrying Cousins.


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12 responses to “Proof that West Virginia is in the wrong conference.

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    I’m sure you know the big issue in West Virginia family law:

    If a couple marries in West Virginia then moves to South Carolina and gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?


  2. Dog in Fla

    Four out of five Take Me Home dental hygienists in WITSEC are standing by to testify that he started the problem


  3. Cojones

    Cmon, Bluto. Ga and Va are the only southern states below the median? Coincidence that you have history in both states? I think not.

    Yes, more lunacy-challenged Venn Diagrams would be welcome during CFB Dawg Days and into Indian Summer Doldrums. Have at it. How about one with Missing Front Teeth plotted against Degree of Sexual Stimulation?


  4. Bulldog Joe

    And people said Missouri didn’t belong in the SEC.


  5. Cousin Eddie

    You know the tooth brush was invented in WV………If it had been invented anywhere else it would be the teeth brush.


  6. Bulldog Joe

    No surprise to see Utah at the bottom of this list.


  7. Mike

    That Venn diagram might look like a single circle, Senator


  8. Rebar

    What do you call the perspiration of two West Virginians making love?
    Relative Humidity


  9. Mayor

    Didn’t West Virginia take Colorado’s place in the Big 12? What a trade hygiene-wise and fanbase-wise that turned out to be for that conference. Sheesh. I makes me shudder just to think about it.