Hey, look who’s joining the blogger ranks!
Former South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia is getting a voice in the media world.
Saturday Down South on Sunday revealed via Twitter on Sunday that it was bringing Garcia on board later in the summer.
You can probably guess what’s coming next.
https://twitter.com/SDS/statuses/480879827398840320
Suggestions? You guys got a lifestyle editor?
Get The Picture 
A weekly feature: ‘Steve’s Sip of the Town.’
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He will bring the cooler…
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Garcia’s keys to success. He’ll be scratching out this week’s game predictions.
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^^Winner!
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I’m torn between articles on how best to beat a hangover or “this summers new refreshing poolside beverages inspired by Lavendar and Lemons…”
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They should let him write one article, then bench him, then bring him back. Wash, rinse, repeat…
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He was going to start sooner but he’s serving a 1 month suspension…right up until they need him.
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+1, good stuff
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‘Mullet Monday’ posts? No wait, that’s Tanneyhill. Dang I get those guys confused all the time.
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The sometime later in the Summer blockbuster role will be called, “The Redemption of General Butt Naked, Part VII”
“General Butt Naked brushes his teeth. The first time you see him in The Redemption of General Butt Naked, Part VII, he’s preparing for his day just like anyone else might after getting the State Troopers out of the hotel room: he spits into the sink, he sprays deodorant under his arms, and he puts on his pants and tells the girls to put on their pants. What’s striking about this diurnal business is that he is General Butt Naked.” A journeyman apprentice under HBC and a ladies man
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I once met General Butt Naked at the Mamba Point Hotel. It wasn’t in the elevator it was in the lobby. We did not do a couple rounds of golf.
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I suggest his column be called: “Foot-bro”
and the byline must certainly be “from the First Bro of College Football”
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My distinguished friend Senator Blutarsky: would that headline read better as:
‘Steve Patterson’s Offensive Charm’?
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Has to be some type of 12 step program brought to you by MACCO touch up car paint.
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