Almost cut my hair

I am having a very hard time deciding what part of the Steven Garcia being hired by Saturday Down South to do something (“I am definitely going to be doing it, but I am not exactly sure what I am going to be doing”) story is the most Garcia-ish.

I mean, there’s this…

Garcia, who is once again sporting hair to his shoulders, was interviewed and hired at a blackjack table at the Hard Rock Casino in Tampa, Roberts said.

… and then there’s this:

“He said, ‘Do you want me to cut my hair?’ I said, ‘No, all of our fans call it the Stephen Garcia Mullet. You have to keep it,’” Roberts said.

What is it about South Carolina quarterbacks and mullets?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that alcohol was involved.



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25 responses to “Almost cut my hair

  1. JG Shellnutt

    What a tool bag.


  2. Spike

    Boy, that USCe education did wonders for him.


  3. Puffdawg

    Help me understand something here: isn’t Saturday down south a blog just like get the picture? What’s the story here? Is this a massive troll?


  4. TennesseeDawg

    A tradition unlike any other……… The Steve Taneyhill mullet


    • Scorpio Jones, III

      TD wasn’t it the kid from “Remember the Titans?” that started that thing there at South Carolina…wait, its coming to me Ronnie Bass?”


  5. AlphaDawg

    I don’t do the Twitter and no idea if SG does either, but does anyone have a pic of the Garcia Mullet?



    Who cares how he wears his hair?


    • Not me. When my sons were in HS and played sports they would push it to grow their hair long. No haircuts over the summer breaks. In college when no one cared… one son wore his like he was running for public office and the other buzzed his like he was in the military. lol.


    • Dog in Fla

      Here’s a sign but I guess it wasn’t at the blackjack table


  7. That was a long song…


  8. ctfain

    Saturday Down South is hiring 15 people? Fuck my misspent life in newspapers.


  9. Still, someone’s making enough money to take to Vegas. I need to start writing lists. “15 state legislatures you won’t believe offered budget amendments. No. 6 took my breath away with his commitment to parliamentary procedure.”