The thing I admire the most about the Nick Marshall pot citation story is the goddamned ruthless efficiency behind it. Gus doesn’t have to spend any time waiting for a dismissal or juggling Auburn’s roster to add another quarterback to it, because Nick’s already on the Auburn roster.
It’s like bringing HUNH principles to roster management.
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One of your all-time best posts.
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Agreed.
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Maybe Gus can petition to get him another year of eligability to make up for the year he would have had to sit out if he wasn’t already enrolled.
It just doesn’t seem fair for Auburn to get nothing from a player’s unlawfulness.
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“Staff Staff” one helluva writer
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All hail the Senator…I’m in awe… LMMFAO…
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Less than an ounce, are they going to have to kick him off the team? That doesn’t meet auburn standards, I thought they had a 1 lb minimum?
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I think its a 1 bale minimum.
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“Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and nice red uniforms…oh, damn…”
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=vt0Y39eMvpI
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I wait with baited breath for news of his team discipline, and wait, and wait, and wait . . . .
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Current odds on Marshall still making the trip to be one of the three players representing Auburn at SEC Media Days?
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There’s his punishment right there.
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I think he is the perfect Auburn representative
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I have to disagree with you Lorenzo – there are no rumors he’s being paid. He fits the bill otherwise.
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Anyone care to speculate about his “punishment?”
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One “hail mary?”
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Already paid in full
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The saintly Gus Malzohn will overlook this offense. He is such a effin hypocrite….
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When did the State of GA decriminalize marijuana possession?
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Great point. Did I fall asleep last night in GA and wake up in Colorado?
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Malzohn is a douche bag
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My question is what in the world was he doing in Reynolds?! My Mother lives in Reynolds. The only thing there is a traffic light, and that is only a recent development.
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Driving from Auburn to his home or vice versa?
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so no one has heard? Per reports… Au qb nick Marshall will not be penalized for the weed citation. Turns out it was not his weed……..he stole it.
not mine but damn that made me laugh
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He stole it from another player’s locker before he went trippin’ to Reynolds.
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Should call it “The Perfect Tea Party” school since you have freedom to smoke pot and anything else you want to do without fear of reprisal. That oughta get a lot of SC recruits as well.
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