Jesus, Dabo, talk about throwing a hanging curve…
Spurrier doesn’t miss too many of those.
Jesus, Dabo, talk about throwing a hanging curve…
Steve Spurrier on Dabo Swinney’s “He’s from Pluto, I’m from Mars” quote: “Dabo still thinks there are 9 planets out there"
— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) July 22, 2014
Spurrier doesn’t miss too many of those.
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“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
Dabo swears he saw that Pluto was a planet on the Clempsun entrance exam he gave to his recruits.
CU motto: We’re here to make USC look smart.
CU & USC…the Dumb and Dumber of higher education.
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CU has a pretty good reputation in the academic world, actually. No comment on the athletes, but it’s clearly a cut above USCe.
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The Astronomy & Astrophysics Group in the Department of Physics & Astronomy at Clemson will try to pull Dabo within their orbit by dangling an ex officio membership in front of him
http://www.clemson.edu/ces/astro/
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USCe has the #1 rated International Business school in the world. What’s Clemson #1 in; Parks and Rec Management?
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Sorry; #1 in the US.
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International Business? Really? The rankings of such a category is ridiculous.
Are Rio Tinto, Peugeot and Siemens shaking the bushes in Columbia to send kids across the globe? I doubt it.
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Are foreigners even allowed to come into the state of South Carolina to recruit?
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What can I say? I’m old school. I still think Pluto’s a planet, too. Roll Dabo.
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Yep. And Spurrier is really from Uranus. 🙂
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Touché 🙂
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This is why I don’t hate Spurrier. Sure, he’s a dick, but he’s a quick-witted one. As long as you’re not his target, he’s fun to listen to.
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Absolutely. Spurrier will be gone one day, and college football will be a less entertaining place in his absence. I really wish I could hate the guy, but he just cracks me up.
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That one belongs in the Spurrier Hall of Fame. Will Dabo ever learn not to get involved in a quip war with Steve?
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If Dabo didn’t exist, Ray Goff would have to invent him.
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+1
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I’m just happy neither one of them went with a Uranius quip.
So Pluto has ceased to exist because it’s no longer designated a planet?
Dabo is clearly a “Spurrier Birther” and Spurrier is clearly dodging the issue by changing the argument. I demand to see Spurrier’s birth certificate…why doesn’t he just produce it and end the speculation? I’m betting he’s from Pluto.
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“So Pluto has ceased to exist because it’s no longer designated a planet?”
Yes, unless you count being the “dwarf planet” as an existence and who would? According to Mitt Romney’s online newspaper, Pluto died at the age of 76. He had no survivors. May he R.I.P.
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/645196116/Planet-Pluto-1930-2006.html?pg=all
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“I’m betting he’s from Pluto.”
Points to Dabo and ugly for pointing out Spurrier comes from a dwarf planet. I never thought of East Tennessee that way but it makes sense
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Like him or hate him, the OBC’s wit is as quick as ever. You’re right Senator, he’ll always be on top of a hanger!
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Wonder if that’s really him or if he just has good writers? I say Macallenlover and IveyLeaguer, both of whom have staked some kind of claim that they – separate and apart from each other – have allegedly golfed with him, should have some inside info on that, to-wit: Is he witty or does somebody like a Ron Morris or a G.A. Mangus write this stuff for him?
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But Dabo didn’t say Pluto is a planet.
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And Spurrier didn’t say that Dabo did.
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No Dabo, you are from Venus.
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