Just curious… where’s the port in a storm for Auburn’s refugees?
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If this guy has eligibility issues at Auburn, it can’t be smoking pot, robbing a convenience store…moral turpitude?…no wait, that’s legal in Alabama…cheating on a test?…no wait, football players at Auburn don’t take no steenking tests…who knows? Does a year in the county jail count the same as a year at a junior college at Auburn?….maybe they revoked Therezie’s early release or something?
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You mean you can’t stay eligible at Auburn? There’s always Faber College
Gus Malzan doesn’t have time for eligibility issues, being the hard ass that he is, Gus will bring the hammer down on him and hold him out two defensive series. Brent Fullwood says hi to Mr. Theriezie. Auburn is not an academic institution, it is a cult.
The bag man is on vacation.
The answer is a familiar one.
I thought it was Alabama State Penitentiary.
Sounds like a grade issue. They’ll fix that. They did it before, not too long ago. I mean, it’s just a stupid grade.
I thought at the AU you don’t have to live like a refugee
Thugalete-pseudostudent (credit Ug), has struck again.
Simple answer: Louisville.
How will they ever get through the first play of the game without 2 star players?
It so Auburn.
He just can’t keep the crayons inside the lines? I like how one game suspensions turn into wait-and-see-how-we-are-doing suspensions.
“The younger guys know how important this week is. If they don’t, they’ll definitely find out.”– Davin Bellamy, Chattanooga Times Free Press, 11/20/17
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