Jesse Palmer, Renaissance man

My first thought was to wish this debacle would crash and burn quickly, but upon reflection, I hope it’s such a great success that he’s forced to give up his football broadcasting career.

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11 responses to “Jesse Palmer, Renaissance man

  1. frowertr

    “Former NFL superstar”…

    Lol.

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  2. Spike

    Maybe he will be shown how to tie his necktie properly.

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  3. TennesseeDawg

    Jessie Palmer AND Steak Shapiro?

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  4. Yeah, Palmer needs to go away.

    BTW, didn’t he share time with other QB’s when he was at Florida? Seems I remember him being part of of the SOS rotation years.
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    • AthensHomerDawg

      He alternated with Doug Johnson and Rex Grossman. He got some snaps in the ’97 game. Sweet game.

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      • Yeah, I mean the guy wasn’t even a full-time starter at Florida, at least for most of his career. I’ve really begun to dislike the guy, and that takes something.

        I guess, more than anything else, it’s his smug, look-at-how-pretty-I-am, personality that I don’t like. Pollack was 10 times the player Palmer ever was, and he isn’t that way. Neither are Stinchcomb and Green.
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  5. Scorpio Jones, III

    “Host Jesse Palmer, a former NFL superstar and a broadcast sports journalist,”

    Wow…Jesse’s momma is his publicist. Cool.

    Note to mom: “Superstar” obviously has more than one meaning.

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    • CannonDawg

      Jesse is in that special category of celebrity wherein you can become a star without any discernible talent or redeeming feature. Think Paris and the Kardashians. Gotta be proud of yourself, JP.

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  6. Union Jack

    We sure this isn’t a faux-news story from The Onion? What the heck does Jesse Palmer know about food?

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