Take him; he’s yours.

Another career move I hope takes off so splendidly that he bids farewell to Finebaum…

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29 responses to “Take him; he’s yours.

  1. sectionzalum

    his high-pitched voice should work for the daytime demographic.

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    • Cojones

      Yep. I could speak that well after two joints. Not as cogent, mind you, but with more flair.

      Heard him speak a paragraph out of his necessity to be in the “conversation”, flipped the channel and never went back. I felt embarrassed more for him than I did for Paul.

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  2. TennesseeDawg

    I still have plans to play QB in the NFL also

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  3. AthensHomerDawg

    What’s up with the attempted beard.

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  4. Scorpio Jones, III

    “He led the Denver Broncos to the playoffs in 2012, followed by short stints with the New York Jets and New England Patriots.”

    “He led the Denver Broncos to the playoffs in 2012.” Hmmm

    Peyton? Is that you Peytie Poo?

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    • Cojones

      Everyone knows it was the Hand of God that led them, Timmie just executed the plays. Guess you had to be at the game in Denver to see the “Xs” and “Os” up in the sky.

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  5. He needs to do something else, but he isn’t worth a crap on the SEC network.
    ~~~

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  6. Does he have a lisp? When he talks during that Sec a Network commercial at the putt-putt course it sounds like he does. I guess I haven’t heard him speak much. Not making fun of him for it but it seems strange to have a talking head with a lisp.

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  7. Careful Brad

    How about the end of the article when it said he was hired last year by the “fledgling SEC Network,” can a network that had yet to take the air be considered fledgling?

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  8. VoxDawg

    They must be doing a segment on how to get fired from the NFL…

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    • Cojones

      ….or he’ll be teaching left-handed QBs how to step. Or lead our drones against ISIS….you know… the Superman complex.

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  9. You can’t fool me. Y’all love Tebow!

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  10. Athens Dog

    Please leave. The show really sux as is. Will suck less if he’s gone.

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  11. ScoutDawg

    SOS told his team one time Get After Their Asses.

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  12. Other have having zero talent for TV work, this GMA move makes sense. Tebow is just the type of rube that middle Amcerica will love. His heart warming stories will make grannies across the nation tear up.

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  13. scholarathlete

    “Tebow will be part of the show’s new “Motivate Me Monday” segment that highlights people and their stories of triumph”. … oh, the irony!!! (With apologies to Herb Morrison.)

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  14. dudemankind

    He is a nice guy…except when he is running up and down the field doing the Gayturd chomp, rubbing his awesome victory in your face. He has about 1-3 more years of fame until he is signing autographs outside the swamp for cash. Good riddance to a truly fake human being. He fooled most idiots but not this idiot.

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  15. Cousin Eddie

    Will his first “scene” be giving orphans circumcisions?

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  16. W Cobb Dawg

    There’s something about Timmy….

    Still using corch’s handmade hair gel.

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  17. Jack Klompus

    Another reason not to watch that wretched show.

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  18. ugafidelis

    Well I for one like him and I would have liked to have seen him succeed in the NFL. He was Hell of a competitor at FU and I would have loved for him to have been a Dawg. When the game was on the line, he poured his absolute heart and soul on the field in order to get the win.

    He’s a bit flamboyant yes; and he wears his emotions on his sleeve yes; and yes he doesn’t seem real bright. But the NFL could (and does) have a lot worse characters than he.

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  19. Tebow needs to get laid…then talk some football

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  20. MykieSee

    Tebow is terrible as a talking head. But the Finebaum Show is atrocious. And for four hours EVERY DAMN DAY. It’s like a boring Jerry Springer Sports Show. I don’t see it lasting long. Hopefully it won’t, anyway.

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  21. Jay

    Can he please take Paul with him?

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