Jimbo Fisher is a funny guy.

Oh, wait… you were serious about that?

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19 responses to “Jimbo Fisher is a funny guy.

  1. Jimbo is actually on the borderline of making himself look worse than Winston. And that takes some serious effort.

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  2. TuckerDawg

    When told he would have more time for academics, Winston exclaimed, “F..k her right in the p…y!”

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  3. Whiskeydawg

    It takes 35 minutes to attack a coed and 10 minutes to eat some stolen crab legs. The average police response time is 51 minutes; how much time does I have to get away?

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    • Cousin Eddie

      All the time he needs as long as he is healthy enough to play QB at FSU.

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    • Cojones

      This math is hard. Can I get a nice-looking slippin’ an’ slidin’ tutor?

      Who’s the funny ACC guy who sent this geek from GT over here with a sliderule in his belt?

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  4. Originally I thought Winston to be the biggest dumbass at FSU. I am now beginning to second guess that thought. Holy cow, Jimbo is not doing himself nor the university any favors. It’s officially time for Winston and FSU to part ways.

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  5. Bulldog Joe

    “Jameis, just show up on Saturdays, do your thing on the field, keep your mouth shut, let us continue to make money off you, and we’ll make up some bullshit story and take care of everything else.”

    “All In means you too.”

    Respectfully yours for another year, Florida State University

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  6. Now come on ya’ll! Stop being unfair. Its long been an FSU policy that players not attending a press conference must be in study hall.

    Wow, even writing that in jest left a strong smell of Jimbo’s bullshit in the air.

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  7. Isn’t Winston a red shirt sophomore? So this could be his final season, right?

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    • Yep. In more ways than one.

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    • Cojones

      FSU Alumns hope so and are praying for a hyphernated year. Wait! Then there’s baseball, his second favorite sport in the Spring.

      “I know it’s his favorite sport at FSU; except in the Spring, it’s second.” , Jimbo said in correcting the FSU press release.

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  8. Russ

    Did he say it with a straight face?

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