This is the look of a man who has to make time for that shit.
By all means, dazzle us with your wit in the comments.
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UPDATE: Bret has a suggestion.
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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
Get The Picture 
God, now I know how Muschamp feels.
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Kiffinnn!!!!
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Oy vey!! So this is what it feels like to be Mark Richt! How does he stand it?
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Lane makes my ass hurt.
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You win the internets
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I guess I should have known that when you hire a coach with sh*t in their pants you’re bound to get it on your hands… FML..
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A couple of times during the game it looked like Nick was about to make Junior’s ass hurt.
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Look, can… can someone just call Monte? He dropped his kid off in January, and I keep trying to call him and he won’t pick up. I just… I just don’t know.
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Good one. The wrinkles on his brow can be dubbed Kiffin frown lines.
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“Maybe if I cover both eyes that little shit will disappear.”
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Look, I don’t know where Lane is. We told him to see if his little game chart could tell him how to find Tuscaloosa on foot, so maybe check Des Moines, okay?
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“It’s a process. You recruit top talent, demand perfection, and weed out the dregs, and win championships. I don’t know why our guys aren’t following the script. Its not that complicated.”
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Damn, this chair is hot.
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This is the look of a man that sees his OC hire rotting everything he’s built from the inside out and who can’t do anything about it in the middle of the season.
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“But every time I cover my evil left eye, the right eye sees the same shit.”
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“No, I can’t give one of my coaches a medical redshirt. Too late in the season.”
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“Oy.”
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Sorry, Mayor. On rereading, saw your post at 10:24.
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I wonder if Miami is hiring?
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Kiffin is an offensive coordinator. And that is not meant to describe which side of the ball he coordinates.
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No, I am not sure if Steve Addazio is available.
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Charlie Weis is.
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“Making credit card commercials is so much easier than suffering this indignation”
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So this is what it feels like when the Karmic Bitches reap retribution on human Hubris…
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Now that this shit has become work, I’m thinking of retiring.
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How long til that Texas job opens up again?
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Will we start Lane at Offensive Coordinator on Saturday against Texas A&M? I don’t know… we’ll have to see how his week goes at practice. It’s probably a game time decision. I have suggested that if he wants to slip out at night and leave the program, I’d support him on that.
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Look guys, my Ambien just wore off. What’s happened so far this season?
What, did I REALLY hire Lane Kiffin as my OC? And I’m paying him HOW MUCH!? And I gave him HOW MANY years in his contract!?
I need my prescription refilled stat…
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that makes sense. People do strange shit on Ambien. This sounds like as rational explanation as other I’ve heard. regarding the Kiffin hire.
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Early symptoms of Kiffin Kancer.
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Never should’ve had that last shot of that dark, sultry liquid…….Ahhhh, what the hell….hit me again Joe!!!
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Clay Travis’ best article sums it all up…
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/the-only-logical-reason-nick-saban-hired-lane-kiffin-011414
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Oh dear God, it’s Phyllis from Mulga calling in.
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If I hear that dumb “brick by brick” from one more UT fan I am going to Butch-slap them and send Kiffin back to Knoxville.
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Is Harvey around to give me an injection of what he gave those trees to put me out of the pain of dealing with this never satisfied fan base?
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It looks like I’m going to have to make time for this shit.
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“Dammit…Tell Mike Bobinski to quit calling me…I’m not coming to tech!”
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“How this works is with the subconscious mind is that you now open your right eye and tell me what you see…”
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Junior, junior, junior…..
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Lots of great captions here, and I can’t compete. I just wanted to say that I haven’t seen Bama play like this in many years. Not just this week, either. They have consistently fumbled the ball away on returns, trying stupid things like trying to pick up the bouncing football in a crowd of defender. I know they don’t have the best QB and Kiffin and such, but damn! This has got to be killing Saban.
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Russ, I have no idea why Bama looks like this. They have the best coach, best talent, and best facilities in the country. I wonder if “The Process” is beginning to wear thin on the 18-21 year olds who get tired of seeing their teammates run off or forced into a medical hardship to make a spot for the next 5* recruit.
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I understand some folks don’t believe in Kharma, EE, but what Nicky is saying is:
“That Fucking Scorpio Jones and his Kharmic Bitches…I never shoulda read that fucking blog…shit maybe Lane really does have some bad JuJu going for him, maybe it is contagious.”
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Good stuff, Scorp – It’s about time your KBs started working their magic in T-town. What took so darn long?
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“What took so darn long?”
Jeez, EE, the timing had to be just right, it’s a process, ya know?.
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It is contagious. Wait until they play Tennessee.
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Kiffin creates his own bad JuJu. Did you see him sell out his QB to Saban when they muffed the QB sneak? “What’s he doing? (hands thrown up, looking to Saban)?
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Product life cycle for Saban / Bama. His changes to the program, implementation of the Process, facilities, etc. gave him the opportunity to create a better “product” than his SEC West competition. The last couple of years, you’ve seen a “mature” program. Experience and repetition of the Process, but no real innovation. Meanwhile, everyone else is working to catch-up. Saban will need to innovate again…he just can’t out-athlete everyone forever…and that MAY be the bizarro reason he hired Kiffen. Fresh eyes for the O. But really, I don’t get it, especially when Nicky could have had anyone in football from the pros to HS to join his program.
Without innovation, expect a slow gradual decline of Bama dominance. A great product, but slippage in “market share” to 10 and maybe even 9 win seasons.
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I still think that most of Nick’s and Bama’s problem is that the flood of TV money has enabled even the Mississippi schools to compete in recruiting…even with Bama, something that was definitely not in the Process Manual.
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Not a caption but a thought.
What I want for Christmas…Well lots of things, but for Saban to go to the NFL and Kiffen become the next head coach at ‘Bama would be nice.
But I hate Tennessee too bad to hope they beat Alabama.
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Of course, the way the fickle Alabama fans are…if Saban loses the Iron
Bowl again it going to get interesting.
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Bama is 5-3 for its last 8 games and just beat the bottom team in the West by 1 point. The Tide still has aTm, LSU, Missy State and Auburn left to play, not to mention that cheatin’ wannabe UT. I see at least 2 losses left on that schedule–maybe more. The rest of the season is clearly at risk. Saban previously lead a charmed life in Tuscaloosa. Maybe now is the time for him to find out how quickly the Bammers can turn on you when things go bad. 🙂
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I remember when someone threw a brick through Bill Curry’s window after he lost to AU….LOL…..
Maybe the caption should be, “I give up, tell me. What do USC, Tennessee and me all have in common?’
or
“No my house isn’t for sale. Why do you ask?”
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Caption: “So I asked Lane how he passed his eye test, and he went like this.”
Anyone catch Lane wearing a receiver’s glove to hold his playsheet during the game? And still rocking that all white get-up.
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Mark Richt has lost control of…Nicky Saban
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“Uh, I seem to have misplaced my Process. Please return it if you’ve seen it.”
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Imagine what Nick would look like if Bama wasn’t spending 100 million a year on everything he wants and then some.
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