Name that caption, Saban rules edition

This is the look of a man who has to make time for that shit.

By all means, dazzle us with your wit in the comments.

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UPDATE:  Bret has a suggestion.

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57 responses to “Name that caption, Saban rules edition

  1. God, now I know how Muschamp feels.

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  2. Reservoir Dawg

    Kiffinnn!!!!

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  3. Mayor

    Oy vey!! So this is what it feels like to be Mark Richt! How does he stand it?

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  4. newman

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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  5. DawginExile

    Lane makes my ass hurt.

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  6. Cerbera

    Look, can… can someone just call Monte? He dropped his kid off in January, and I keep trying to call him and he won’t pick up. I just… I just don’t know.

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  7. Bulldog Joe

    “Maybe if I cover both eyes that little shit will disappear.”

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  8. tess

    Look, I don’t know where Lane is. We told him to see if his little game chart could tell him how to find Tuscaloosa on foot, so maybe check Des Moines, okay?

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  9. mdcgtp

    “It’s a process. You recruit top talent, demand perfection, and weed out the dregs, and win championships. I don’t know why our guys aren’t following the script. Its not that complicated.”

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  10. HVL Dawg

    Damn, this chair is hot.

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  11. @gatriguy

    This is the look of a man that sees his OC hire rotting everything he’s built from the inside out and who can’t do anything about it in the middle of the season.

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  12. Cojones

    “But every time I cover my evil left eye, the right eye sees the same shit.”

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  13. Bulldog Joe

    “No, I can’t give one of my coaches a medical redshirt. Too late in the season.”

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  14. Cojones

    “Oy.”

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  15. ScoutDawg

    I wonder if Miami is hiring?

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  16. Kiffin is an offensive coordinator. And that is not meant to describe which side of the ball he coordinates.

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  17. Brandon

    No, I am not sure if Steve Addazio is available.

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  18. Flukebucket

    “Making credit card commercials is so much easier than suffering this indignation”

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  19. Scott W.

    Now that this shit has become work, I’m thinking of retiring.

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  20. Hines Word

    How long til that Texas job opens up again?

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  21. ChilliDawg

    Will we start Lane at Offensive Coordinator on Saturday against Texas A&M? I don’t know… we’ll have to see how his week goes at practice. It’s probably a game time decision. I have suggested that if he wants to slip out at night and leave the program, I’d support him on that.

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  22. Silver Creek Dawg

    Look guys, my Ambien just wore off. What’s happened so far this season?

    What, did I REALLY hire Lane Kiffin as my OC? And I’m paying him HOW MUCH!? And I gave him HOW MANY years in his contract!?

    I need my prescription refilled stat…

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    • ripjdj

      that makes sense. People do strange shit on Ambien. This sounds like as rational explanation as other I’ve heard. regarding the Kiffin hire.

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  23. Hogbody Spradlin

    Early symptoms of Kiffin Kancer.

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  24. ChunkyA

    Never should’ve had that last shot of that dark, sultry liquid…….Ahhhh, what the hell….hit me again Joe!!!

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  25. CannonDawg

    Oh dear God, it’s Phyllis from Mulga calling in.

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  26. If I hear that dumb “brick by brick” from one more UT fan I am going to Butch-slap them and send Kiffin back to Knoxville.

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  27. Is Harvey around to give me an injection of what he gave those trees to put me out of the pain of dealing with this never satisfied fan base?

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  28. It looks like I’m going to have to make time for this shit.

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  29. Coondawg

    “Dammit…Tell Mike Bobinski to quit calling me…I’m not coming to tech!”

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  30. Dog in Fla

    “How this works is with the subconscious mind is that you now open your right eye and tell me what you see…”

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  31. Junior, junior, junior…..

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  32. Russ

    Lots of great captions here, and I can’t compete. I just wanted to say that I haven’t seen Bama play like this in many years. Not just this week, either. They have consistently fumbled the ball away on returns, trying stupid things like trying to pick up the bouncing football in a crowd of defender. I know they don’t have the best QB and Kiffin and such, but damn! This has got to be killing Saban.

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    • Russ, I have no idea why Bama looks like this. They have the best coach, best talent, and best facilities in the country. I wonder if “The Process” is beginning to wear thin on the 18-21 year olds who get tired of seeing their teammates run off or forced into a medical hardship to make a spot for the next 5* recruit.

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      • Scorpio Jones, III

        I understand some folks don’t believe in Kharma, EE, but what Nicky is saying is:

        “That Fucking Scorpio Jones and his Kharmic Bitches…I never shoulda read that fucking blog…shit maybe Lane really does have some bad JuJu going for him, maybe it is contagious.”

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  33. AusDawg85

    Product life cycle for Saban / Bama. His changes to the program, implementation of the Process, facilities, etc. gave him the opportunity to create a better “product” than his SEC West competition. The last couple of years, you’ve seen a “mature” program. Experience and repetition of the Process, but no real innovation. Meanwhile, everyone else is working to catch-up. Saban will need to innovate again…he just can’t out-athlete everyone forever…and that MAY be the bizarro reason he hired Kiffen. Fresh eyes for the O. But really, I don’t get it, especially when Nicky could have had anyone in football from the pros to HS to join his program.

    Without innovation, expect a slow gradual decline of Bama dominance. A great product, but slippage in “market share” to 10 and maybe even 9 win seasons.

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    • Scorpio Jones, III

      I still think that most of Nick’s and Bama’s problem is that the flood of TV money has enabled even the Mississippi schools to compete in recruiting…even with Bama, something that was definitely not in the Process Manual.

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  34. uglydawg

    Not a caption but a thought.
    What I want for Christmas…Well lots of things, but for Saban to go to the NFL and Kiffen become the next head coach at ‘Bama would be nice.
    But I hate Tennessee too bad to hope they beat Alabama.

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    • uglydawg

      Of course, the way the fickle Alabama fans are…if Saban loses the Iron
      Bowl again it going to get interesting.

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  35. Mayor

    Bama is 5-3 for its last 8 games and just beat the bottom team in the West by 1 point. The Tide still has aTm, LSU, Missy State and Auburn left to play, not to mention that cheatin’ wannabe UT. I see at least 2 losses left on that schedule–maybe more. The rest of the season is clearly at risk. Saban previously lead a charmed life in Tuscaloosa. Maybe now is the time for him to find out how quickly the Bammers can turn on you when things go bad. 🙂

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    • uglydawg

      I remember when someone threw a brick through Bill Curry’s window after he lost to AU….LOL…..
      Maybe the caption should be, “I give up, tell me. What do USC, Tennessee and me all have in common?’
      or
      “No my house isn’t for sale. Why do you ask?”

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  36. AusDawg85

    Caption: “So I asked Lane how he passed his eye test, and he went like this.”

    Anyone catch Lane wearing a receiver’s glove to hold his playsheet during the game? And still rocking that all white get-up.

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  37. Nashville West

    Mark Richt has lost control of…Nicky Saban

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  38. Chuck

    “Uh, I seem to have misplaced my Process. Please return it if you’ve seen it.”

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  39. 81Dog

    Imagine what Nick would look like if Bama wasn’t spending 100 million a year on everything he wants and then some.

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