Jeff Driskel, Florida just can’t quit you, baby.

He’s like a coach on the field!

That explains so much.

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40 responses to “Jeff Driskel, Florida just can’t quit you, baby.

  1. I Wanna Red Cup

    His leadership skills! So that is why Driskel has be voted preseason ALL SEC for about 4 years running.

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  2. gastr1

    TMI, Kurt, T-M-I.

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  3. HVL Dawg

    Daymn!

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  4. Cojones

    “Driskel enters the game with a plumb bob and sextant. Quickly, he signals players from his surveying position to come forward or drop back depending upon their deviation from his line. With a loud “STAY!”, he turns and tosses his equipment to the sideline, resumes his position behind the center and ….whistle! Too much time. It was just as well since two players were jumping offside.”

    Man. That is one helluva revelation. Do they carry a map and have someone to lead’em by the dick to find the classroom? And Treon is even more stupid?

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    • DawginExile

      What classrooms?

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    • gastr1

      You know, there is clearly evidence to support Roper’s theory. It does need set to music, too, because it is JUST THAT EPIC.

      You know where I’m going

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      • gastr1

        NEVER FORGET

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      • Russ

        Like all classics, this just never gets old.

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      • Cojones

        There’s just not enough Good Old Fashioned Hate going around like it use’ta. If we could freeze that photo in the Jax megatron during the game this year, it would hold my mischief ticket for painting over or rolling forest green removable paper over the end of the “n” in the scoreboard “Everbank” (to make it read “Everbark Field”) one more year.

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  5. GaskillDawg

    If preseason expectations got a player a statute outside Ben Hill Griffin then Driskell will have 5 of them when he completes his eligibility.

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  6. The old endorsement death wish. Gotta watch out for those.

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  7. Smitty

    Off topic but anyone going to Little Rock this week? Where are all the Dawg fans hanging out???

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    • SlobberKnocker

      I’m headed that way but not sure of the hangouts. Staying downtown and will figure that out when we get there

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      • collegepark1878

        I am going with my family but also have no idea where to go. Bulldawg Illustrated had a list of places up.

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        • WF dawg

          To my knowledge, this is Georgia’s first trip to Little Rock. Given Arkansas’ push to have fewer, if any, games there in the future, it might also be our last. They’ll lose some of the advantage of crowd noise that they might have had in Fayetteville, since War Memorial only seats ~55K. And since Arkansas has to go through its travel routine to play there (including a 3-hour drive, IIRC), there just aren’t a lot of advantages to that venue for them.

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  8. hassan

    What the…?!?!? Cannot line up without him? Is that like they just don’t know how? Or emotionally, it’s just too much for the heart to bear?

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  9. I’m a UF fan and I wish this were surprising. The WRs are totally incompetent

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    • Cousin Eddie

      After reading all this, I vote to Give Coach Ball a raise. I was hoping it wasn’t going to be the linemen that didn’t know where to go and I care nothing for the gators.

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  10. Let me start off by saying sorry if I’m a little long winded here but I’ve lived in Florida for over 10 years and both Brantley and Driskel are good kids and I wouldn’t wish anything bad on them. Having said that to be able to witness the fall of QB play at uf since the anointed one and to see it somewhat through their eyes is like a good old fashioned home cooked meal, it’s filling, comforting and just never disappoints.

    At the same time we had a record setting QB from their backyard who grew up a gator fan and who they recruited hard. Comments such as Urban doesn’t want that midget, he won’t fit into his system ,etc, etc were common. Like I used to say boy that Brantley kid sure fits into Urban’s system doesn’t he? Make no mistake about it the gators came after Murray hard and the idea he wasn’t wanted highly sought by them is bull. Throw in 3 wins over them and life’s been good down here lately. Anyway here’s to Hutson along with Gurley having a career day in the World’s Largest Coach is going away Party.

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  11. Scorpio Jones, III

    Look here ya’ll, ain’t nobody in the room that wants to kick the Gators’ asses more than me and Mrs. Jones.

    But how in the hell did Florida get to this point in the football firmament…really.

    From National Champion to National Disgrace so fast it is hard to see the trees going by out the window.

    Tennessee was on a long slow slide when they fired Phil, but this is like a grenade went off.

    And, gee, I saw on the SEC Network thing about coaches wives where Will and his wife have the kids over for dinner and general happy times.

    Will’s wife talks about the boys like they are her kids…how could this happen in just four years?

    Can I mostly blame Dickhead DIF?

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  12. H. Boots

    Sounds a lot like the reason we keep hearing Mason starts over Ramsey.

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  13. Rusty

    Dang if I’d a told that, Brother.

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  14. Mike

    “That explains so much”

    It does indeed.

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  15. VERY IMPORTANTLY!! The Gainesville Sun’s sports editor is beginning to question Muschamp’s ability in his columns. Everyone knows that there’s no homer like Dooley in SEC reporting. Most believe that he takes his orders from the highest offices at Florida so when he starts talking bad about you as head coach, watch out. The slow goodbye has begun at Florida for sure.

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  16. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    So, how do you interpret this? Is this on the coaches, their changes in the offense this year, or do they just recruit dumb players?

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  17. Reservoir Dawg

    Jeff Driskel is the greatest FU QB of our era for one reason which is the best reason ever: Tarin Moses. Imagine how great Tiny Tears would have seemed if he had only sported on of these

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