Name that caption, are you out of your damned mind? edition

This is how Steve Spurrier looks upon being asked about stories linking him to the potential job opening at Florida.

I wonder what Jeremy Foley’s face would look like upon similar questioning.  Anyway, your caption suggestions are welcomed.

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36 responses to “Name that caption, are you out of your damned mind? edition

  1. Dawg521

    “The chances of me trying to put out that dumpster fire in Gainesville are about as good as my chances of getting my washboard abs back. Have you seen my shirtless photo?”

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  2. Back to Gainsville or Back to Garcia?

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  3. GossDawg

    Holy HELL is that Bill Stanfill!?

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  4. uglydawg

    “I’ve got standards, you know”.

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  5. Rick

    “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

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  6. I just got a LONG survey about the “football experience” from the AA.

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  7. Scorpio Jones, III

    Foley…”Hell I did not even say that out loud…how do these people get in my brain?”

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  8. Americus Dawg

    “I guess I have to say it … I’m not going to be the University of Florida coach.”

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  9. Can’t you idiots see I am wearing a green non-contact shirt?

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  10. Spike

    I need my Metamucil..

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  11. John Denver is full of shit...

    “…in a parking lot?, no, our players do their autographing off campus at a hotel”

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  12. Brandon

    Florida… You talkin bout Florida???? You kidding me? Florida???

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    • Brandon 1

      Hey man, welcome to the blog. This is the first time I’ve seen you post. I’ve been posting for years as “Brandon”. If you are going to be sticking around (and by all means do so) we need to figure out some way to differentiate ourselves so you don’t catch any hell for me or vice versa. A lot of new guys posting under the same name as a first timer just add “(the other one)” at the end of their handle. Let me know how you want to do it, I am glad to post as “(the original one)” or something but didn’t want to just start that up without talking to you so that it does not seem like I am taking a swipe at you or anything. I am not. I knew this would happen eventually.

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  13. Nate

    Gainesville is 331 miles from Augusta…

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  14. Whiskeydawg

    Oh, crap. Looks like ld Gorgie is gonna win it all.

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  15. Comin' Down The Track

    Uh-oh. Gambled and lost. That’s gonna itch when it dries.

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  16. Chattaboogie Dawg

    ” I thought it was going be a little gas…I need a break, excuse me”

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  17. What fresh hell is this?

    “I just sat on my left nut.”

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  18. What do you mean Billy Payne is Chairman of Augusta National? I want my membership at the end of the season.

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  19. AlphaDawg

    He looks like Cotton Hill in that picture.

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  20. If they fired foley first the look might change a little. In fact, the look may be intended to put pressure on foley. He’s still pissed that foley wanted him to send a resume and interview after zook was canned. His response: tell him (foley) to look in the trophy case. If he got a hand picked ad and a chance to prove he’s the second best coach in sec history (not Saban) I think he’d consider it. But as long as foley a there, he’s not going home.

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  21. Sashko

    I think they should hire Dabo.

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  22. Bill Stanfill’s in the building? I need to get the hell out of here!

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  23. You’re making me wet and soil my pants with hot air to boot.

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  24. uglydawg

    “So this is what it tastes like to throw up in your mouth.”

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  25. Crotchety

    That is the look of someone doing their level best to bite off a reply that would bring a lot of heartache.

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  26. Bulldog Joe

    “Yeah. ‘Bout as much chance as me gettin’ a call from the Redskins.”

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  27. Brandon 1

    I have the weirdest boner.

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  28. Reservoir Dawg

    I ain’t heard a question that damn stupid since Mike Bianchi was annoyin’ me. Somebody git me a Silver Bullet!

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  29. godawg

    “Last time they asked me for a resume. I told them to look in the trophy room. I don’t do resumes.”

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  30. godawg

    “This is my Phil Fulmer impersonation.”

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