If you can’t get up for Cocktail Party week, Jack, you dead.
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Joe’s great but so is Louis Jordan. What’s the use of getting sober, if you gonna get drunk again!
By hook or by crook, beat Florida.
Party won’t be the same unless Gurley’s there. Get the man an invite.
Agreed. I knew better than to rely on the NCAA for anything. If we have done our review, then play him and screw the NCAA. Like they’re going to find something we didn’t.
To Agent Boom from Shirley with love
We had plans, but they were waylaid (sorry, Senator, we were looking forward to attending the Jax Bulldog Club). In the meantime, a FU fan (with family links to U of Ga Distinguished Alumni) has invited us for a nearby tailgating party starting Sat AM at his home near Quincy Fl.. Is that too late to start partying? He states that other attendees (FU fans) are looking forward to the beatdown if it will hurry the demise of Muschamp (from which all blame flows).
Should I go only for the tailgate and later return home to view the game? Staying there with the possibility of a sneered look on my face when dropping a drunken “FU” or jumping up and cheering loudly when Harris is sacked may not be in Miss Manner’s Party Conduct book. Should I stay and complete the wet blanket guest party mode? What do I do when unable to say “I’m sorry you lost.” (chortle reflex won’t permit)? He’s a great cook and has a great party facility out in the country(a dry shed with beer reefer, long party table, several cookers of varying capabilities, outside tables, party nooks and crannies, cougars,etc.)
Could anyone please help with my vexed party manners? I do so want to leave the mostly FU crowd with a great feeling for Dawg fans and not mess up the goodwill we have built over the years. Should I eat and drink, fart and leave or stay, fart and cheer loudly? What’s more, smoking is encouraged. I’m torn. Please help.
You go there, enjoy the ass whipping they’re gonna richly deserve (and get), and rub their faces in it.
Because if (and when) the tables were turned, they’d damned sure do it to you.
Have a secret stash of stogies to hand out in case we avoid being trapped in the ‘It’s a Trap’ game.
ain’t nothin finer in the land than a drunk obnoxious Bulldog fan….Be loud, proud and give no quarter. They should not invite a Dawg unless they are willing to live with the natural and foreseeable results of inviting one. Bark loud and often…. nothing pisses off a Gator more than barking. Point out that Gators have no testicles/balls they’re not real big on having that anatomical fact pointed out. Remind them it is Gator hunting season in Georgia….pedal to the metal….tell them to leave if they don’t like it ,that’s what their fans at the game are going to do.
Gentle Dawg fans, thank you for the wonderful party advice. It was taken to heart for it’s heartfelt simplicity.
After the game, peeing in the yard would certainly be called for, but I think I’ll go inside and pee on the carpet to let’em know a real Dawg was there. Does that hit the mark?
I think you got my point…I was afraid I might have been too subtle. Do NOT pee on the papers .Let the Big Dawg eat.
This is a trap game for the Dawgs. Write it down. I expect Florida to play the best offensive game of their year, maybe two years.
Please don’t swagger into Jacksonville, Dawgs, thinking that the jet fueled optimism of some of your fan base is reason enough to think that you will win this game handily. Because if you do, you won’t. Take this game in a deadly serious manner, and be prepared to get ugly with the Gators because if you don’t, they will hand your heads to you in a basket. This could derail your season…..
Please, oh please, oh please….after the game we can all hold hands and sing:
Arriving in Ponte Vedra tomorrow and the first thing I’m doing is going to Mayport for my seafood fix . Then I’m gonna do some diving and fishing. Whatever else happens the rest of the week is open for discussion.
Aint nothing finer than that first adult beverage as the sun rise over the St. John river from parking lot “Y” except the champagne in the same parking lot at sun down after the Dawgs have whipped some Gator tail and all the Gators be gone. That be food for the soul, brothers. Hell, that be nuclear fuel for the soul! I got another verse for Joe Jackson:
“If you don’t go down to J’ville
Watch yo big screen TV instead
Rigor mortise has set in, daddy
Jack, you’re dead!”
DAWGS. One mo then we got fo – – in a row! It like old time, when we used to sang, “Pell don’t like it, F— the Gators, F— the Gators,” and dance to Super Freak on the boom box with Larry highlights on the radio.
Memories. Precious memories.
Spoken like the true genius he is. You know it AG! Say it loud!
I’m red and black and I’m proud
I feel like the ncaa is holding us hostage on the gurley thing. However Chubb has more than proved that he is for real. Gators defense will be the best we have seen so far this year. Heading down on Thurs. My favorate game of the year. Amelia Island is great in the fall, but when we win It is a BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Headed to Amelia tomorrow. Hanging with old buddies. Kids trick-or-treating at Fernandina store fronts. Golfing at plantation. Breaking fast at T Rays every morning. Oh yeah…and there’s a football game to go to too. Can’t wait. I love this week.
Thanks Senator that was enjoyable ….now how about some Commander Cody.
Yeah…. Those Gaters are gonna be singing the down to seeds and stems again blues. 😝
Damn good catch but I was really going with “Too Much Fun”
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Just finished our first round at King & Prince golf on St Simons. Come on down the weather is great!
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