“If we had to go to Siberia, OK, to play the Leningrad Stalins or the Leningrad Rooskies, we’d go do it…”

In one of the funniest rants I’ve read in a while, Air Force’s Troy Calhoun calls the current CFP four-team format “un-American”.

“There’s no doubt that it’s all set up for five conferences, as it is,” Calhoun said. “You’ve got to be in one of those five conferences.”

Shit, dude, what do you expect from a bunch of socialists?

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18 responses to ““If we had to go to Siberia, OK, to play the Leningrad Stalins or the Leningrad Rooskies, we’d go do it…”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    Calhoun’s comments kinda go in the ‘no shit Sherlock’ category.

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  2. sectionzalum

    perhaps it’s apocryphal, but i heard Condaleeza Rice’s final bracket included the Leningrad Rooskies.

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  3. paul

    Seriously, he just now figured that out?

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  4. Scorpio Jones, III

    Charlotte…that’s up there next to St. Pete, right?

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  5. Gravidy

    I’m just amused by his proposed cure. Four teams? UnAmerican! Eight teams? ‘Merica.

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  6. 5 conferences but only 4 slots?. Sounds un-mathmatical to me.

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  7. “… say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.”

    And is Calhoun the new walrus?

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