Christmas bull

For some inexplicable reason, on Christmas day, the Longhorn Network will devote five commercial-free hours to a broadcast of Bevo meandering around his ranch.

Though I’d rather watch that than five hours of The Paul Finebaum Show.


Filed under ESPN Is The Devil, Texas Is Just Better Than You Are.

32 responses to “Christmas bull

  1. Whoa…WHOA there Senator. That’s a bold statement. You will still see more bullsh%^t on Finebaum’s show.


  2. Russ


    It’s better than five hours of Uga licking himself. 🙂


  3. Cojones

    Damn! Sic’em Twist!

    Sounds like a great dinner centerpiece for cooking and eating a big ole chateaubriand.

    Did you ever hear about Sparky the Bull?


  4. Bulldog Joe

    Five hours commercial free? When are the fans supposed to go to the bathroom?


  5. I be watchin the Yule Log on TV instead. I wouldn’t even watch Uga for 4 hours. Maybe 3, but you know what he be doing most of the time, and the punch line is “that dog will bite you.” Now if they put Uga in there with Bevo, now that might be interesting.


    • DC Weez

      I’d rather watch Ralphie in there with Bevo. Or maybe Finebaum in there with both of them.


      • Yesterday, every where I looked I saw Finebaum on TV. He was okay many years ago in the B’Ham News, cause you did not have to read what he wrote or look at his picture. Thank you Bluto for providing us with all things CF without subjecting us to unattractive images.🐍


  6. DC Weez

    This is what happens when Texas has a year with no highlights and no games their brethren would like to see on replay. Sounds like what would happen if there were a Falcons Network.


  7. DawgPhan

    Couldnt they just show the Texas/USC rose bowl twice and be done with it…that would be pretty awesome.


  8. Paint

    That is good marketing and a better bottom line expense to boot.


  9. Uglydawg

    Can anyone confirm this story?
    I once read, many years ago, about a group of frat boys from Texas A&M that allegedly rustled the Texas mascot and turned him into a big barbque.
    Is it true? I hope so! What a great story it would make.
    Imagine UGA students stealing South Carolina’s clucker and making chicken and dumplings.


  10. AusDawg85

    This was actually voted on by the fans. The loser in the race was a “HouseHunter’s” episode featuring Nick Saban in Austin.


  11. Mayor

    15 minutes of Paul Finebaum seems like 5 hours.


  12. I commend the LHN for taking the lead on bringing “slow television” to sports programming.

    We’ve a long way to go to catch up with our Norwegian friends:


  13. Mudcats Impala...

    The SECNetwork X-mas day programing…

    via press release:
    SEC Network Warms Up Christmas Morning with Yule Log and Fight Songs

    While stockings are hung by the chimney with care, a Yule Log with fights songs on SEC Network will air.

    On Christmas morning, from 6 -10 a.m. ET, SEC Network will warm up any living room with a fireplace featuring a burning blaze, accompanied by a playlist of Southeastern Conference college fight songs and holiday music. Tiny tots can watch the fire glow to the tune of:

    Yea Alabama
    Arkansas Fight
    War Eagle (Auburn)
    Orange & Blue (Florida)
    Glory, Glory (Georgia)
    On! On! U of K (Kentucky)
    Fight for LSU
    Forward Rebels (Ole Miss)
    Hail State (Mississippi State)
    Fight, Tiger (Missouri)
    Step to the Rear (South Carolina)
    Down the Field (Tennessee)
    Aggie War Hymn (Texas A&M)
    Dynamite (Vanderbilt)


    • WF dawg

      Well, “Step to the Rear” does seem appropriate for SC. But I’m sure they’ve probably crowned “Sandstorm” as their new official song.


  14. SouthGaDawg

    Hey, put a guy riding Bevo and put music to it and it might be as good as this:


    • Cojones

      Couldn’t help but think of the guy in Super Troopers who was “pokin'” the “bear”. Insane.


      • SouthGaDawg

        One day a guy on Bevo was cruzin’ around the ranch…Mack Brown came outta the woods and started chasin’ him. Uh oh, gonna chase him back..


  15. Gurhka Dawg

    You guys are nailing it with the comedy today. And yea, the Yule Log is pretty cool.


  16. Bear

    cows, Serusly?


  17. Well, Moo-ry Christmas, everybody!