It’s not exactly counting the number of angels who can dance on the head of a pin, but…

Admittedly, this is a tough philosophical matter to ponder.

I’m amused they could take time out of their busy days to discuss it, though.


Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban Rules

27 responses to “It’s not exactly counting the number of angels who can dance on the head of a pin, but…

  1. @gatriguy

    Hey Lane, maybe it’s because people don’t like how you George W. Bushed your way into an NFL job you were unqualified for, only to somehow manage to fail upwards not one, but twice into one of the top 5 college head coaching jobs in the country. Then manage to piss that opportunity away with a complete disinterest in discipline, details, or class. Then manage to parlay getting fired on the tarmac at LAX into the Alabama OC position. Yeah, I can’t figure out why people don’t like you either.


    • Bulldawg165

      “but twice into one of the top 5 college head coaching jobs in the country”

      I’m assuming you’re referencing USC as one, but what is the other “top 5” head coaching job Kiffin landed?


  2. Gene Simmons

    I would guess that the dumpster fire that Kiffin left in Knoxville is still burning. That may have something to do with it.


  3. From observation I’ve noticed that people are far more accepting of evil than they are of dickishness.


  4. Ubiquitous GA Alum

    No way Saban has time for this sh!t


  5. Joseph Fain

    Narcissists can always find time to talk about themselves.


  6. 3rdandGrantham

    I’ll get tarred and feathered for this, but behind the scenes Lane is a good dude. I spent a fair amount of time with him a few summers back, and he’s far more quiet and laid back than most would ever fathom. Basically a regular guy who likes to throw back a few beers to unwind.

    Hes just a different kind of a guy who eats, drinks and breathes football. If nothing else, you have to respect him for that as there are a lot of guys in the profession who have made their millions and are simply going through the motions at this point.

    Btw, his former Hermosa Beach home was just sick.


  7. hassan

    It’s all part of the plan…


  8. 81Dog

    Q: if you threw Nick Saban and Lane Kiffin off the top of a 50 story building at precisely the same time, which of them would hit the ground first? (I realize that to make this example work, one would have to take the two of them outside of Alabama, but play along?)

    A: who cares?

    Although, some would say it’s got to be Nick, because he’s such a precise planner and so highly competitive that he’d wear one of those Speedo racing swimsuits to reduce his drag co-efficient, or he’d use the amazing power of his mind to find a wormhole from the top floor to the ground. Plus, Lane is handicapped in that we all know hot air floats.

    But mostly, who cares?


  9. Hogbody Spradlin

    This one’s pretty easy. We get mad when good things happen to bad people.


  10. David K

    Eh, that Tosh 2.0 show he hosts isn’t so bad. It’s usually good for a few laughs. I still can’t figure out why its called that though.