Why the hostility, bro?

As Georgia was in the process of thoroughly emasculating Louisville, Spencer Hall, bless his heart, had the presence of mind to dredge up this Danny Kanell gem:

Not that Kanell was averse to weighing in with some more ass-showing smack last night.

I dunno, maybe he’s jockeying for the Holtz seat opposite Mark May when Lou fades into the sunset.

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29 responses to “Why the hostility, bro?

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    Where’d he get his envious streak?

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  2. TennesseeDawg

    Douchebags…. Meet your king.

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  3. James Stephenson

    So UGA is 2-1 vs the ACC.

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    • Russ

      We’re also 2-0 against the mighty SEC West, including last year’s darling and next year’s darling.

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      • So, IL Dawg

        Great point. I kind of got sick of hearing about how good Arkansas was and the teams they dominated down the stretch. However, they never once mentioned that UGA manhandled them at their place. Everyone just talks about how bad the SEC East is when UGA crushed both SEC West teams.
        You know how to shut these people up? don’t vomit in Jacksonville or against Tech.
        I do remember early in the season when Kennel had the Dawgs in the playoffs; and he was the only analyst who did.

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        • Bob

          That’s right, MO beat both Western Conf teams as did UGA, UF barely lost to LSU, and there were MANY close games between east and west, save for the opener TAMU at USC that seemed to set the meme in stone.

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  4. simpl_matter

    Yeah, we smashed them, but they were playing with a redshirt freshman most of the game….oh wait, we were too. Nearly 300 yards rushing on Grantham’s D, fantastic!!

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  5. Gurkha Dawg

    Obviously he is trying to compensate for a small penis.

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  6. gatewaymatt

    Not to pic nits, but the SEC is 3-5, USC East beat Miami. Hopefully the bizarro dawgs will bring the record to 4-5. By the way, does he know the ACC bowl record?

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  7. wilcodawg

    HI Math is a bit screwy. I think Soutcackalacy beat Miami in a bowl game, and UGA is 2-1 vs. ACC this year. So, there is some sort of problem, nasa.

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  8. Careful Brad

    I don’t know where he got that number from because off the top of my head I know we won two and there is the Cocks win over the U, not a strong math program at FSU I guess.

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  9. Normaltown Mike

    what a prick.

    Didn’t he play for CMR? Wouldn’t you expect a personal relationship with CMR to outweigh conference loyalty to the sissyfied ACC?

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  10. Careful Brad

    And what’s the deal with ND, he’s coun them because they won but are they true members? In years where it helps they count.

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    • Nashville West

      ND is a joke this year. The USC team that the Senator was dismissing the other day destroyed them 49-14 and it wasn’t really that close. If Kennel wants to embrace the whining irish he can have them.

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  11. Uglydawg

    Speaking of Lou Holtz…he went off the deep end after ND’s squeaking by the twenty third ranked team in the country yesterday..(and LSU was screwed out of a touchdown at the end of the first half), Granny said, as he was babbling and blubbering over the ND win…that Notre Dame would have to be in everyone’s top four for next year’s playofff picks after beating LSU…
    It’s time for that old horse to be put out to pasture
    As far as the ACC vs SEC goes….there is another Bulldog team I’m going to be pulling really, really hard for. Do it, MSU!

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    • Russ

      LSU got screwed hard on that play. I don’t know why you have replay if you aren’t going to look at it. I guess that’s what “Playing while Georgia” penalty looks like for another team.

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  12. No One Knows You're a Dawg

    Took a look at his twitter feed after seeing this tweet. Surprised by the extent to which he feels the need to defend Petrino against shots at his off the field behavior.

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  13. IndyDawg

    Ass. Hat.

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  14. OdontoDawg

    It is painfully obvious that he is employed by the WWL simply to antagonize the entire SEC…and Galloway simply to antagonize the Bama base. Neither offer anything of substance beyond that. Who knows? Maybe it works if enough people take them seriously and rant back at them.

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    • So, IL Dawg

      It’s so easy to see these idiot talking heads predict their team or their conference’s teams to win. they’re all a bunch of homers except Pollack. I’ve seen him pick against the Dawgs a few times. the rest of them are totally predictable.
      Maybe I’m wrong; but if Bama doesn’t turn it over or give OSU and special teams TD they’ll win big. I actually think OSU will be the team that everyone says shouldn’t have been in the playoffs. Who the heck have they beat? A Michigan State team that’s average at best? Oh that’s right, they beat Wiscy when all they have is Melvin Gordon and he had a sprained ankle.

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  15. Gene Simmons

    Perhaps Kanell is just an asshat.
    The WWL appears to have no shortage of them on the payroll.

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  16. WTH is Danny Kanell?

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    • Former FSU quarterback and current ESPN talking head.

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      • Irwin R Fletcher

        Is it strange that Kanell was coached by Richt for his entire college career and literally takes the opportunity not to say anything about CMR but instead to troll the SEC?

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    • Dante

      Remember after the Falcon’s Super Bowl year when Chris Chandler got hurt? The guy who filled in? No, that’s not Danny Kanell. That’s Tony Grazziani. But when the almighty Tony Grazziani got hurt, too. THAT’s Danny Kanell.

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  17. Ugadawg9288

    Well, with insight like his, it’s a wonder that his show (Unite ESPNU) was cancelled….

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  18. Danny has a lot of issues. He doesn’t know how many he has because math is one of them.

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