January 21, 2015 · 8:48 AM

Somebody must have peed in somebody else’s cornflakes this morning.

Those of you who’ve missed Thomas Brown’s ramblings here might want to check out this tour de force.

It’s flattering that he still cares, I suppose.

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121 responses to “Somebody must have peed in somebody else’s cornflakes this morning.”

  1. 202dawg
    January 21, 2015 at 8:52 AM

    What a pleasant individual.

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  2. Russ
    January 21, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    Why, why, WHY did I ever click on that link? Can I take that back?

    Though I guess if he has his own sandbox to play in he’s easier to ignore.

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    • Russ
      January 21, 2015 at 8:55 AM

      BTW, they make meds for people like him. Seriously.

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      • Argondawg
        January 21, 2015 at 11:37 AM

        That is exactly what I thought. It felt totally Manic. Hey guys Mark Richt needs to win more games. Shocking! Did you guys know that on away games after 3PM in partly cloudy skies at less than 65% humidity that we only made 42.6% of our field goals that were long than 43.2 yards?

        We need to get on that!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!

        Answer the f’ing question you Richtapologist!!!!

        Bluto and cornFlakes with BOBO and Salsbury Steak!!!! What sissy boy???? Now!!!!!!

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  3. heyberto
    January 21, 2015 at 9:00 AM

    I suppose he’ll have you to thank for the blog page hits. Should be his most successful day as a blogger.

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  4. tbia
    January 21, 2015 at 9:04 AM

    I really hope that guy does not own any automatic weapons

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  5. awreed79
    January 21, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    You live rent free in his head. That dude’s got a complex.

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  6. Bill in Columbus
    January 21, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    Unreadable

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  7. Silver Britches
    January 21, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    Mr. Brown, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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  8. Red Cup
    January 21, 2015 at 9:09 AM

    Is he a product of Georgia public schools? And to think the Georgia legislature allows him to carry a gun …..yikes

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  9. Biggus Rickus
    January 21, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    I would say you should do an FJM-style dismantling of it, but then you’d really have to read the whole thing.

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    • heyberto
      January 21, 2015 at 9:23 AM

      I tried. There is really nothing there to respond to. All he does is point out every flaw we all know about with zero responses for what Mark Richt (or anybody else for that matter) should do to fix it. His response to calling Blutarsky’s To-Do list B.S? We lost to Florida, Georgia Tech, and South Carolina. Anybody can point to the problems, so there is not one original thought in that rambling. It’s hilarious.

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      • SouthGaDawg
        January 21, 2015 at 6:40 PM

        heyberto – My daddy always said, “If you wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty…but the pig likes it.”

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  11. hassan
    January 21, 2015 at 9:15 AM

    The only thing that would have made that better is if it was in all caps.

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  12. The 984
    January 21, 2015 at 9:17 AM

    Honest question. Is that the same Thomas Brown that was an RB under Richt and now coaches at Wisconsin?

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      January 21, 2015 at 9:20 AM

      Good Lord, no.

      He’s the guy Doug Gillett immortalized at the late, lamented Hey Jenny Slater. with this:

      39. BuLLdawg
      Charges: Whatever his intentions, BuLLdawg is the CFB equivalent of a Dungeons & Dragons fanatic, a poster boy for every overzealous, hypercaffeinated fan who has ever infarcted a message board or comments thread with staggeringly lengthy posts that attempt to win arguments through attrition, pounding dissenters into submission with an avalanche of repetitive, irrelevant, often misleading facts. Rather than bringing glory upon their respective teams, they bring shame upon themselves by revealing unequivocally to the world that, no, in fact, they don’t have anything better to do than feverishly search the Internets for proof that Coach X’s record is better than Coach Y’s in nationally televised games on artificial turf on the second Saturday in October.
      Exhibit A: This. Just for good measure, he posted it twice.
      Sentence: Banned from attending Georgia football games for the next 50 years; instead, he must spend those Saturdays in a two-man chain gang with Michael Lasseter, scrubbing the latrines of AirTran jets with toothbrushes.

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  13. Go Dawgs!
    January 21, 2015 at 9:18 AM

    If you spell a team’s name “Georgie tek” or come up with some stupid pun on a school’s name, I stop reading.

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  14. peacedog
    January 21, 2015 at 9:19 AM

    What in the actual fuck was that?

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  15. Gravidy
    January 21, 2015 at 9:19 AM

    I have no idea what he said, because I couldn’t get past the first few lines. That isn’t because of the content of his opinions. It’s because he’s barely literate.

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    • Just Chuck (The Other One)
      January 21, 2015 at 1:54 PM

      If he turned in something like this for a grade it would be a zero. Did he even attend the University? Sure hope he didn’t graduate. Devalues my degree if he did.

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  16. RandallPinkFloyd
    January 21, 2015 at 9:28 AM

    The comments on there are gold, Jerry. Gold!

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  17. heyberto
    January 21, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    The comments over there are swiftly moving to epic.. you should get over there and pitch in if you haven’t already… This guy is going to have a monumental day on his stats, and his head will probably explode as well.

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  18. AthensHomerDawg
    January 21, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    Bluto you might get a dog. Guy sounds like a stalker.

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  20. allthegoodnameswereused
    January 21, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    I would pay good money to know
    1. How old this person is. ( I say person because what if it’s a female)
    2. What they do or did for a living.
    3. Psychological profile/diagnosis

    There was a non uga article I read somewhere and I don’t remember what it was about. It wasn’t even sports related but anyway there was a comment made by a thomas brown. When I say comment I mean 10k word diatribe of rants, stats and the like in the same tone as usual regarding the dawgs. I just shook my head and laughed.

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  21. 81Dog
    January 21, 2015 at 9:38 AM

    Guys like this dude keep Paul Finebaum in business.

    Personally, I think it’s great that Kevin Ramsey has an internet presence.

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  22. Rusty
    January 21, 2015 at 9:48 AM

    One word,,,”Issues”

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  23. Slaw Dawg
    January 21, 2015 at 9:51 AM

    Lord God, that 3 minutes of my life I’ll never get back felt like being chained to a post for a month with “Disco Duck” blaring endlessly over 20 large loudspeakers. Somebody owes me big time for inflection of emotional distress.

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  24. anon
    January 21, 2015 at 9:51 AM

    Hard to disagree on his point of this being a richt apologist blog

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      January 21, 2015 at 9:53 AM

      Glad you approve. Perhaps you should start commenting at his blog.

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    • Rusty
      January 21, 2015 at 10:29 AM

      BS. Havent seen anyone over here say Richt is above criticism. But looking at TB’s offerings compared to “Bluto’s”…it doesnt take long to find out who has the most reasonable mind.
      I have no idea if Richt will ever win a Natty at UGA…But if he does, the misery of Richt haters is going to be half the fun. Because they have made their issues with him and those who are in their narrow opinions “apologists’ quite personal.

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  25. jabo052
    January 21, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    Dude says he’s retired! What, do you revert back to childhood after retirement or something? I tried reading his point but his hard on for the senator kept poking me in the eyes. Good grief!

    He reminds me of a guy on the Dawgpost who for at least 5 years has done NOTHING but come up with different ways of trying to convince everyone of why we should fire Mark Richt. My favorite is how you’re “accepting of mediocrity” if you disagree. Lol.

    Anyway…he has no business ranting and blogging at the same time. I couldn’t make it halfway through that dribble.

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  26. 69Dawg
    January 21, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    I wouldn’t willingly go to that blog, so if you will excuse me I’ll just skip the link. I remember him too negatively to ever give him a hit. Reading his comments here in the bad old days before you banned him made my head hurt. I’m not masochistic enough to read his rants.

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    • Trbodawg
      January 21, 2015 at 12:07 PM

      My thoughts exactly

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    • Hackerdog
      January 21, 2015 at 2:10 PM

      You’re not missing much. It’s just cherry picking statistics. The first half of Richt’s career has been better than the second half. So, it’s only the recent years that counts. But you can’t look at success in recent years against Florida, you have to look at his entire (losing) record. Also, you can’t look at his outstanding success against Tech in both totality and in recent years, only the latest game (loss) is important.

      He actually complained about our offense that finished first in scoring in the conference. Why? Because, with Gurley and Chubb, we focus on running the ball and our passing game is complimentary to that. But we shouldn’t. We should take carries away from Gurley and Chubb so that Mason/Ramsey can throw more and pad the passing stats.

      Also, the NCAA has restored Penn State’s wins, which pushes UGA down a notch on the all-time winning programs list. Mark Richt has lost control of Mark Emmert’s losing control of child rape sanctions.

      He has lots of one sentence, and even one word paragraphs. He repeats his “points” several times each. And, he keeps ridiculing Bluto (which I see as more of a term of endearment more than the insult he intends) for stating that Richt will try to convert more red zone trips into touchdowns next year. That’s obviously stupid, given that Richt should be worried about getting Penn State’s wins vacated again. I bet Saban would be on that mother.

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  27. Twistification
    January 21, 2015 at 9:56 AM

    If you were ever curious as to what it would be like if you entered an internet trolls cave, there you have it–in all its incoherent, foul mouthed, logic sapping, sentence fragmented glory.

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  28. Brownesman
    January 21, 2015 at 9:56 AM

    He needs the Derek Zoolander’s school for kids who can’t read good.

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  29. DawgPhan
    January 21, 2015 at 9:56 AM

    I really like the way he is so dismissive of scoring more touchdowns.

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  30. joyridingdawg
    January 21, 2015 at 10:06 AM

    That guy is creepy. Senator, sounds like he is obsessed with you. Watch your back. Seriously, he scares me.

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  31. Dawgfan Will
    January 21, 2015 at 10:12 AM

    Wow, Senator, you have a nemesis! That’s actually quite a feather in your cap.

    Of course, your nemesis may be slightly developmentally delayed, but still…

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  32. www
    January 21, 2015 at 10:20 AM

    “Daily in every blog post, Bluto, has come-on titles designed to get you to click the URL Link to see just what the hell it is his blog is about that day.”

    I think this guy has a thing for you. Stop with the salacious titles, for everyone’s sake.

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  33. ClydeBoogie
    January 21, 2015 at 10:21 AM

    Good Senator! What a grand opportunity this is, my esteemed feline sidekick ClydeBoogie has whipped every cat’s ass in the neighborhood (and took their woman as well,I might add) he has whipped my neighbor’s dog ass within an inch of it’s life. Although, he is an american shorthair by birth when he looks in the mirror he see’s an African Death Lion. Being, that you are family he would provide outstanding security services for you my brother.

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  34. LorenzoDawgriquez
    January 21, 2015 at 10:29 AM

    That is not pee in his cereal, it must be amphetimine and ‘roids to generate such stuff.

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  35. simpl_matter
    January 21, 2015 at 10:41 AM

    Oh come on now guys, bless his heart. He’s obviously doing the best he can.

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  36. Parent
    January 21, 2015 at 10:51 AM

    The name he uses is absolutely a travesty. TB was a DGD that I hope to see back on the staff one day. This guy is a should go by something like Reggie Ball; fits his comprehension and communication abilities better.

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  37. eethomaswfnc
    January 21, 2015 at 11:17 AM

    That guy is the biggest idiot in the UGA blogosphere. He’s so off his meds that he even has been banned on the AUC UGA blogs now. Anyone who thinks you’re a Richt apologist is a Big Dummy to quote the father of one of our favorite posters here. Maybe the biggest pleasure I’ll get from a Georgia national championship will be his head exploding in a thermonuclear fashion.

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  38. rapture005
    January 21, 2015 at 11:20 AM

    I live by this rule and it has serves me well: “Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level then beat you w/experience.” Not worth the time to post about it sir. I love how he can’t spell or right coherently.

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  39. OhioDawg
    January 21, 2015 at 11:22 AM

    Wow. That was painful to read.

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  40. jdjrip
    January 21, 2015 at 11:26 AM

    DMS IV- oppositional/defiant disorder… just picked that up in juvenile court the other day. My case was a 13 yoa little girl who kept running away and having sex with men at truck stops. I also think that the Judge ordered her to stay off the intertubes as a condition of her release …….Thomas that seems like good advice or maybe this is my client ..who knows. Seriously, Senator,if this SOB can even potentially find your home address I’ll sell you one of my guns.

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    • Just Chuck (The Other One)
      January 22, 2015 at 1:56 PM

      Sounds more like the disorganized language typical of schizophrenia. BTW, we’re using DSM 5 now.

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  41. The Lone Stranger
    January 21, 2015 at 11:27 AM

    Thomas Brown is truly an American Original — of course, so were the Unabomber and Tecumseh Sherman.

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  42. David
    January 21, 2015 at 11:42 AM

    Wow. I mean just WOW!!! Angry individual…Did he send that from the basement room of his mom’s house after playing 56 hours of video games?
    Just WOW

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  43. RocketDawg
    January 21, 2015 at 11:42 AM

    Sadly I think this troll’s real name is Thomas Brown and he isn’t besmirching the name of the DGD who played RB for us in the late 2000’s. If that blog isn’t a poster for why we need mental health reform in this country then I don’t know what is. If he really is retired he probably sits around his trailer home and does “research” on the internet to support his “FIRE RICHT $$&#(##(#&#(##)#_@&@^#” argument. He also most likely thinks that there are listening devices hidden in cheese.

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  44. Comin' Down The Track
    January 21, 2015 at 12:30 PM

    What happened? I just fell into a Wonderland of sorts and when I came to, I had dreamt that the infamous thomas brown had started his own wildly incoherent blog, and that GTP readers were commenting on it with HFFBTGs (Hilarious Flaming Fart Bomb Troll Grenades). (In my dreamlike trance HFFBTGs were an actual thing).

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  45. Georgia Jeffy
    January 21, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    who is Thomas Brown????

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  46. BMan
    January 21, 2015 at 12:36 PM

    You don’t often get to see something that incoherent without being in a place where the hallways smell like urine and someone is delivering Atlanta Dairies ice cream cups with a little wooden spoon.

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  47. Cousin Eddie
    January 21, 2015 at 12:43 PM

    Did you steal his crush in school? Something tells me he screams at his pc while reads your blog whilevwearing a tin foil hat eating a pizza pocket his mom made him.

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  48. reipar
    January 21, 2015 at 12:55 PM

    This line/paragraph is just priceless:

    “What smartass reply have you to offer-up in defense of such bullshit man has never witnessed in the history of histories that your Mark Richt To-Do List is a worthy discussion of same ?”

    I would like to say I took that out of context or pulled it out of the middle of a large paragraph, but nope. I just copied and pasted it in all of its glory from its stand alone position in the middle of his blog.

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  49. Mad Mike
    January 21, 2015 at 1:04 PM

    My synonpsis for those that don’t want to read that dumpster fire of a post: Bluto! Idiot! Yaw yaw yaw foosball!!!! Burp! Moron! Bluto! Richt, I hate! Malarkey! @#%$! I hate you Bluto! GARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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  50. DawgByte
    January 21, 2015 at 2:28 PM

    It appears Thomas Brown’s blog is run on the same software as “Bluto’s”, which not many people know is a character in a movie. After a few morning Bloody Mary’s, Thomas was suppose to proof his comments through the PREVIEW and EDIT function to ensure a sense of thoughtful coherence and grammatical competence. It appears Thomas said, “Fuck it!” and just pressed the Send button.

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  51. Gurhka Dawg
    January 21, 2015 at 2:36 PM

    Thomas Brown is and idiot but he is an extreme example of a style of debate I see on several blogs including this one. Someone makes a point and it is contridicted by someone who cherry picks “facts” and “stats” to make thier point.Several commentors here whose opinion I respect are guilty of this. We should all be careful not to become little “thomas browns”.

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  52. AusDawg85
    January 21, 2015 at 2:41 PM

    In Gaelic, “McGarity” translates to “Thomas Brown”. And I’ve never seen the two of them in the same photo. Just saying….

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  53. aristoggle
    January 21, 2015 at 4:06 PM

    His spit literally came through my computer screen! And, by literally, I mean not really. But, I bet his screen is spit-covered!

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  54. Nashville West
    January 21, 2015 at 4:44 PM

    It took a long line of amorous first cousins to create Thomas Brown. I could hear the banjos playing out here on the left coast.

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  55. Ed Kilgore
    January 21, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    As a political blogger I know what it’s like to have that creepy feeling that a creepy person is off in their fever swamp obsessing about you. It’s better if you do without specific knowledge.

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  56. Tommy
    January 21, 2015 at 6:18 PM

    Many moons prior to the ABH wars, this guy posted as BollWevil (yes, seriously) on the AJC message boards. This would have been around the late ’90s, an absolute trollfest. At some point, AJC shut it down and he found his way over to the ABH. I’m surprised it took him this long to figure out blogging. Or maybe I’m not.

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  57. Ozam
    January 21, 2015 at 10:31 PM

    Senator….generally I loved the old ABH forums…..it got me hooked in the “forums world.” I have no idea why I never put two and two together regarding your Blog and your posts over there. Any idea whether McDawg ever posts? I’ve seen some of his political rantings on the ABH but only an occasional football post. He was pretty old school with an intellectual twist on his analysis.

    You do I great job here. It is my daily go-to site to get my Dawgs fix.

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      January 22, 2015 at 6:51 AM

      I wish Mac still did… really loved his posts. I know he had some rather severe health issues that curtailed his posting for a while there.

      If you remember the old crew, I met Lady Dawg at this past Jax Bulldog Club meeting. She’s great.

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  58. Dawg19
    January 22, 2015 at 1:34 AM

    I see Thomas Brown took his name back again.

    Actually, he’s really easy to spot when he tries sneaking back on here with fake names. I truly believe he’s a Tech fan who long ago decided his best way to serve The Flats was to go underground and pretend to be a Georgia fan. He’s been doing it so long, he lives and breathes it now. He’s the Shoichi Yokoi of Tech fans…holding out, blogging the same nonsense for decades.

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